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Sex Meme!
14 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Certainly
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning/Afternoon. Occasionally night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep on a single sooo ><
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
Once every 2-4 days.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
If the price was right I would ;3
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showahs
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath tub?
Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm on FA aren't I :P
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both. Verse keeps things interesting.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
FB friends list? Yes. FA watched by list about 85%
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, hands down.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Nibbling/light scratching/collars.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A friends apartment.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Middle of some woods.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet :P I have been caught snuggling though ><
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I hear that is what the internet is for :P
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
In a club people have attempted to...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Take a wild guess.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Q8 answers this :P
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Several, Stairway to heaven (Houghton), Safe Sex Shop (Ann Arbor), and some place in Marquette.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lube!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
It's red and from F-zone. Take a guess :P
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are a few photos around. Only a few people posses em.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name
!? who does that.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yiff through sexting I suppose. It's really rare though.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
A few times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Eh.. I would consider it much more personal than a HJ.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Dawggy Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I don't have a favorite.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I've had sex with more than one person in the room.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Anyone bored enough to do so :P
Certainly
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning/Afternoon. Occasionally night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep on a single sooo ><
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
Once every 2-4 days.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
If the price was right I would ;3
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showahs
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath tub?
Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm on FA aren't I :P
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both. Verse keeps things interesting.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
FB friends list? Yes. FA watched by list about 85%
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, hands down.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Nibbling/light scratching/collars.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A friends apartment.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Middle of some woods.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet :P I have been caught snuggling though ><
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I hear that is what the internet is for :P
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
In a club people have attempted to...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Take a wild guess.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Q8 answers this :P
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Several, Stairway to heaven (Houghton), Safe Sex Shop (Ann Arbor), and some place in Marquette.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lube!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
It's red and from F-zone. Take a guess :P
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are a few photos around. Only a few people posses em.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name
!? who does that.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yiff through sexting I suppose. It's really rare though.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
A few times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Eh.. I would consider it much more personal than a HJ.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Dawggy Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I don't have a favorite.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I've had sex with more than one person in the room.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Anyone bored enough to do so :P
Deffinitly
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever :D
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Depends on my mood. Mostly left.
4. Do you masturbate?
....Really?
5. How often? Lately?
Between 2-4 daily
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower time.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath tub?
Nu-uh. Shower time is ME time.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Did OJ kill his wife?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. I'm a weird subby little dom.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Define Love?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hah. Hell no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
"Money cant buy happiness" Money can buy me a hooker. And Ive never seen anyone pissed about getting their dick sucked.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Footpaws, Bondage, Throat fucking (Giving that is >;3)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Limits are for the weak.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My truck.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Renaissance fair. Middle of the day. 40ft from general population.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Boring as fuck. "Look but dont touch" Fuck that. Ill watch porn.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Sexual reasons? No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Hundreds have tried.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I dislike kissing.
24. What's your sexuality?
A hole is a hole.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I paid roughly 20$ for movie+food combo. I want to watch my damn movie. Sex can wait.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ew....Sex at KFC....
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Has Monica Lewinsky ever gave Clinton a blowjob?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nah, I buy shit online, better prices.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeap.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
2, Cerberus and Husky Vag from Bad Dragon
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
They exist. Nobody has them, Ive made sure of that.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name
What can i say. Krystal from starfox is so damn hot >,>
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Awwwwkward as fuuuuuck. No
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
LULZ! Started that shit when i was like 12
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
If I'm trusting someone to put my most precious personal item next to calcium deposit's designed to crush nutrition. Then yes. Its intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The Backhoe!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Stuffing my cock down a gagging throat. Or getting my footpaws worshiped. Tha's always nice.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Thats how i lost my virginity :D threesome FTW
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
It will get more attention here than my 12 people that read my retarded shit lol