Surprise! Im bored
14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Of course!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
As of lately, I haven't been very sexy feeling as I lost my job *sorta* and so I've been lazy.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The Left
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course! Clitoral stimulation seems to get me off better than penetration though.
5. How often? Lately?
.... I haven't until just this morning *RAWR*
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Well, sorta. You see, I was a model for a plus size porn magazine... so yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Occasionally. Usually when I am doing #4.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive!!!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Know them? Well I know OF them. That's why they're on my list... but I don't KNOW them KNOW them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Right now... I need a helluv a lot of both right now... more the latter.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Nipples, Nipples and Nipples
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Just once. My first time doing anal. I had a serious case of sub drop.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a king suite at a hotel on our pseudo honeymoon.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Park Bench
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Maybe... I was really wasted and needed a ride home.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
*Blushes* yes. I used to prefer it but now I have my 'yena so I have no desire to do so.
24. What's your sexuality?
Im ... Pan Sexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Define work... and define sex?! (I've had sex on a lunch break)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO! Just kidding. I've almost worked at the Lovers Package in Mount Vernon.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Tons of things.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Maybe....
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I have several... im not going to go count.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I used to have a webpage devoted for me (or my personality that I once was) a long time ago but it's gone now.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but I've thought about other people while having sex.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Of course!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Sure do.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes, but only if you GET it on a regular basis. *wink, wink. Hint HINT!*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Having cunninlingus done on me ....
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sex with more than one person at a time? No... but have had a threesome.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Honestly? I stole this from xCetra but probably no one will repost.
Of course!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
As of lately, I haven't been very sexy feeling as I lost my job *sorta* and so I've been lazy.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The Left
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course! Clitoral stimulation seems to get me off better than penetration though.
5. How often? Lately?
.... I haven't until just this morning *RAWR*
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Well, sorta. You see, I was a model for a plus size porn magazine... so yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Occasionally. Usually when I am doing #4.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive!!!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Know them? Well I know OF them. That's why they're on my list... but I don't KNOW them KNOW them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Right now... I need a helluv a lot of both right now... more the latter.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Nipples, Nipples and Nipples
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Just once. My first time doing anal. I had a serious case of sub drop.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a king suite at a hotel on our pseudo honeymoon.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Park Bench
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Maybe... I was really wasted and needed a ride home.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
*Blushes* yes. I used to prefer it but now I have my 'yena so I have no desire to do so.
24. What's your sexuality?
Im ... Pan Sexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Define work... and define sex?! (I've had sex on a lunch break)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO! Just kidding. I've almost worked at the Lovers Package in Mount Vernon.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Tons of things.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Maybe....
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I have several... im not going to go count.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I used to have a webpage devoted for me (or my personality that I once was) a long time ago but it's gone now.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but I've thought about other people while having sex.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Of course!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Sure do.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes, but only if you GET it on a regular basis. *wink, wink. Hint HINT!*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Having cunninlingus done on me ....
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sex with more than one person at a time? No... but have had a threesome.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Honestly? I stole this from xCetra but probably no one will repost.
KarloffFoehammer
~karlofffoehammer
*snerks and giggles*
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