Funny stuff.

When I was 8 I was really into Pamela Anderson.
No joke, I had all her movies. Posters. News Articles. I even watched dreaded re-runs of "Home Improvement". Ick.

But last night, I had a dream.
I dreamed I was at a flea market buying records, and I didn't have enough money.
So I tried to steal them (HEH. Me, stealing? Give me a break. I'm a good Xian boy.)

Now I tried stealing them by sticking them into my butt pocket... wtf.

anyways, the old lady running the flea market catches me.
starts calling for the police.

SUDDENLY.

Pamela Anderson comes out of nowhere and tells me to follow her if I "want to live" (Terminator ref?)
Anyways.

So, I take off (vinyls in tow) cops chasing us.

We hide in a treefort (lolwut?) for god knows how long...

We eventually were bored, and needed body heat?
So. She came up with ideas.

Anyways. One thing lead to another. We sexed.

(This was a dream.)

Anyways. I was my fursona too to top it all off.

So, I dreamt I was my 'sona, stealing records and fucking Pamela Anderson...?

Now, all of this (dreams and feelings towards women) started when my boyfriend dumped me.
Now he is asking me back out (NOOOOO!!!)

Also. GOT MY MEDICATIONZ!