Seriously World. What the fuck did I do to get such a Karma whipping?

Revamps life to include some Online R&R > Online friends never on.
Revamps Avatar to look less emo and more friendly > Not a single new friend.
Get job as DJ online > Not a single person shows.
Go to "Best in X" contest around SL > Not a single L landed in my pocket.

Study for Quiz/Exams > Do poorly.
Take Vitamins to help myself stabilize > wake up with monstrous headache that doesn't go away till after classes.
EX-gf and me still friends > found out she was dating her new bf while I was still around by a few months.
Say something to close friend > hurt their feelings.
Get something selfish > Miserable without company.
Deeply devoted in my love for Christ > Conflicts with everything that is me.
Want sex > emotional afraid of being used.
Seeing all these influential people/furries die > Knows I will never have that impact on people.
Going to need a hug > Probably will not be getting one for a while.

I'm ruined. Thanks world.