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Erotic Comebacks?
14 years ago
Say you meet someone attractive, and you get talking, and the subject starts to turn kinky. Erotic. Your tones are growing more and more suggestive. And then this happens:
[I'll use rimming as an example]
"You like to eat ass?"
"Oh yes I do!"
"Would you like to eat MY ass?"
And they say that line dripping with suggestiveness, and you know that what you say next will either make you look like a dumbass or get you into that persons pants (or at least your head in their pants).
How would you reply to that? This—unfortunately—hasn't happened to me, but it is good to be prepared should the situation show it's bittersweet face at, say, a convention coming up in January (that I still need to send some money to my friend for as prepayment for the room we're sharing).
[I'll use rimming as an example]
"You like to eat ass?"
"Oh yes I do!"
"Would you like to eat MY ass?"
And they say that line dripping with suggestiveness, and you know that what you say next will either make you look like a dumbass or get you into that persons pants (or at least your head in their pants).
How would you reply to that? This—unfortunately—hasn't happened to me, but it is good to be prepared should the situation show it's bittersweet face at, say, a convention coming up in January (that I still need to send some money to my friend for as prepayment for the room we're sharing).
Actions speak louder than words after all =D
Now answer the question
But If I wanted to get laid, I would probably say, "Would you like me to?" If they said yes and I could tell they meant it, We'd go from there. If they said no, I'd say, "Well good, I wouldn't want you anyways". lol well work through scenarios through skype of you want :p