So, I was just in the shower, cleaning myself off and stuff, and as I was scrubbing soap on my legs I noticed how firm they were! Firm in a muscular way, that is. I was like, "Daaaaayum, these drumsticks are LEAN!" Then I felt myself up a bit. I guess riding my bike to and from school every day is really paying off. Riding up the hill to my neighborhood is a cinch, and I'm in the best shape I've been in years! ^3^ Don't let the neighborhood predators hear about this slab of meat over here. ;3

But in all honesty, it's not that great. X3 While I have strong legs, I certainly don't have beefy arms or tight abs to compliment them. It's not like they're that essential, though. My lifestyle doesn't consist of hard manual labor—hence why my mind is easily my strongest muscle—and I can deliver quite a kick to the groin and/or face if I need to defend myself!

College pretty much dominates my life these days. The frisky, young, incredibly horny Dave that you all knew is not lost, however. Not so prominent of late, perhaps, but still there. I am as imaginative as ever! Possibly moreso. I am even working on a new story! I'll put the other ones on the back burner for a while. Save them for when I have a bit more practical experience with novel writing, so that I can portray all the fantastical things I've created with accuracy and intrigue.

This new story... Well, I'm not ready to reveal it in any detail. It's the pioneering of a new science, and the ushering in a new age for man kind. It was also inspired by My Little Pony, the music from the Borrower Arrietty (great movie), and the concept of windows.

that is all I will say on it now.