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The "If We Had Sex" meme
18 years ago
General
If we had sex..
1. Would you be in control?
Unless you wanted to be.
2. Would you pull my hair?
Um, no.
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
Guess what? I'd whisper anything to the one I love.
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
Damn right I'd talk dirty, while one of us slid all the way in and filled the other up like ey were his.
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Mmm, I'd get it all the way in there.
6. Would you say my name?
I'd scream your name. "OH YES! BENNY!"
7. Would you go down on me?
If you want.
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
That's a little wierd. If you REALLY wanted one though...
9. How many rounds would we go?
Two? Four? Four sounds good.
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
Stay in you. Or have you stay in me.
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
Sounds like fun.
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
If you're into that. I'd probably try. The licking, that is. Maybe not the biting :/
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
Hmm... I guess I'd play for a while.
14. Would you want me to take my time?
Sometimes. Not every single time though.
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
Hmm... 7, I guess?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
I wouldn't ALWAYS want fast, and I wouldn't ALWAYS want slow.
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
Someplace hidden, but accessable to anyone. A not-so-public place.
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
No promises.
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
I like loud.
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
Um... what? If you didn't like me, that would be more than a problem. I couldn't do it with someone who didn't like me.
21. Do you like me?
Of course I do.
22. Would you call me the next day?
Would I ever STOP calling you? Or SEEING you?
23. Would you scratch me?
If you had an itch.
24. Would you let me scratch you?
Where?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
Ew! Alcohol? No thanks.
26. Would you date me?
Duh-HOY!
27. Would you do it today?
Yes.
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
Yes.
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
WAY further.
30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
Yeah
31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
Make love, of course.
And I'm adding my own question here.
32. What's my name?
Your name is Benny.
1. Would you be in control?
Unless you wanted to be.
2. Would you pull my hair?
Um, no.
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
Guess what? I'd whisper anything to the one I love.
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
Damn right I'd talk dirty, while one of us slid all the way in and filled the other up like ey were his.
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Mmm, I'd get it all the way in there.
6. Would you say my name?
I'd scream your name. "OH YES! BENNY!"
7. Would you go down on me?
If you want.
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
That's a little wierd. If you REALLY wanted one though...
9. How many rounds would we go?
Two? Four? Four sounds good.
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
Stay in you. Or have you stay in me.
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
Sounds like fun.
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
If you're into that. I'd probably try. The licking, that is. Maybe not the biting :/
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
Hmm... I guess I'd play for a while.
14. Would you want me to take my time?
Sometimes. Not every single time though.
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
Hmm... 7, I guess?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
I wouldn't ALWAYS want fast, and I wouldn't ALWAYS want slow.
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
Someplace hidden, but accessable to anyone. A not-so-public place.
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
No promises.
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
I like loud.
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
Um... what? If you didn't like me, that would be more than a problem. I couldn't do it with someone who didn't like me.
21. Do you like me?
Of course I do.
22. Would you call me the next day?
Would I ever STOP calling you? Or SEEING you?
23. Would you scratch me?
If you had an itch.
24. Would you let me scratch you?
Where?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
Ew! Alcohol? No thanks.
26. Would you date me?
Duh-HOY!
27. Would you do it today?
Yes.
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
Yes.
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
WAY further.
30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
Yeah
31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
Make love, of course.
And I'm adding my own question here.
32. What's my name?
Your name is Benny.
Nunya
~nunya
#<w <#....#> w>#.....*tries to sneak away before any more attention is brought to himself X3*
wolfpup
~wolfpup
X3 well this pup is out of here before others spot me XD
Tyson-and-Tom
~tyson-and-tom
OP
Interesting way of doing that, posting a reply.
wolfpup
~wolfpup
Hehe yea I know but meh Not like many know me here.
