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14 years ago
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In honor of this weirdly cute piece of "Ben 10" fanart (http://randomdraggon.deviantart.com/art/Rip-Jaws-Girl-201598248), I give you...THE DEAD PLUMBERS!
One Saturday I fiddled with my Om-ni-trix/
I met a girl who smelled like hairspray and fishsticks/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
I love you!
RIPJAWS GIRL!
I'll spawn with you!
We'll swim around the world, just you and me, Ripjaws Giiirrrlll.
I tapped her on the fin and asked her for a date/
We watched some "Jabberjaw" and ate a pail of bait/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
She flipped my lid!
RIPJAWS GIRL!
Her kisses taste like squids/
We'll dive for deep-sea pearls/
Just you and me, Ripjaws Giirrlll...
We went to the local sushi eatery/
And ordered sa-shi-mi/
The waitress said, "Well, no/
You cannot have it fried"/
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "CANNIBALS!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox/
It was "Kokomo" from "Cocktail"/
So we started screaming
"There's a place called KOKOMO!"
I took her to my parents for a Sunday brunch/
My father looked at her and then he lost his lunch/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
Please, don't you cry/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
That's how he says "Hi!"
We'll go feed nuts to squirrels/
Just you and me, Ripjaws Giiirrrlll.
We went to a shopping mall/
And threw anchovies at shoppers/
And the rent-a-cops all trailed us/
To a tackle shop/
We asked for nightcrawlers/
They said "We ain't X-Men."
We said "You stole our joke, godammit man/
You know how hard it is to make a joke about a fuckin' tackle shop?"
We climbed onto her ship and flew away to Heaven/
I asked her where she got it/
She said, "Stole it from Kevin"/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
My love from outer space!
RIPJAWS GIRL!
Please don't eat my face!
You're my oyster, I'm your pearl, just you and me/
In our garden 'neath the sea/
Just you/
And/
ME,
RIP
JAWS
GIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLL!
One Saturday I fiddled with my Om-ni-trix/
I met a girl who smelled like hairspray and fishsticks/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
I love you!
RIPJAWS GIRL!
I'll spawn with you!
We'll swim around the world, just you and me, Ripjaws Giiirrrlll.
I tapped her on the fin and asked her for a date/
We watched some "Jabberjaw" and ate a pail of bait/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
She flipped my lid!
RIPJAWS GIRL!
Her kisses taste like squids/
We'll dive for deep-sea pearls/
Just you and me, Ripjaws Giirrlll...
We went to the local sushi eatery/
And ordered sa-shi-mi/
The waitress said, "Well, no/
You cannot have it fried"/
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "CANNIBALS!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox/
It was "Kokomo" from "Cocktail"/
So we started screaming
"There's a place called KOKOMO!"
I took her to my parents for a Sunday brunch/
My father looked at her and then he lost his lunch/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
Please, don't you cry/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
That's how he says "Hi!"
We'll go feed nuts to squirrels/
Just you and me, Ripjaws Giiirrrlll.
We went to a shopping mall/
And threw anchovies at shoppers/
And the rent-a-cops all trailed us/
To a tackle shop/
We asked for nightcrawlers/
They said "We ain't X-Men."
We said "You stole our joke, godammit man/
You know how hard it is to make a joke about a fuckin' tackle shop?"
We climbed onto her ship and flew away to Heaven/
I asked her where she got it/
She said, "Stole it from Kevin"/
RIPJAWS GIRL!
My love from outer space!
RIPJAWS GIRL!
Please don't eat my face!
You're my oyster, I'm your pearl, just you and me/
In our garden 'neath the sea/
Just you/
And/
ME,
RIP
JAWS
GIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLL!
asuraludu
~asuraludu
What are you smoking, and why are you not sharing?
Heckfire
~heckfire
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