So it seems the common theme for halloween scary is all blood, gore, murdering, weapons and things of that nature. That's all well and good, I guess, but I'm one of those people you can't really threaten with death and whatnot.

So, what scares me? Well it's the subject of tonight's word!

Okay, no it's not.

So, if I were to go out in costume for halloween (which I'm not, because I'm out sick with bronchitis), I'd go as a Doctor. No, not a "zombie" doctor, or a "sexy" doctor (which I already am, let's be honest), I'd just go as a plain old doctor.

But, Aaron, that's not scary D: THAT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL!

Oh, well it might not be, at least until I hand you your hospital bill. "WHAT?! FIFTY BAJILLION DOLLARS?!?! OH MY GOD!!!@$!@!%_@%!_#%)!_@)%!@"

Yep, nothing scarier than a really high hospital bill D: Imagine if all those scary ghouls and ghosts instead of just threatening you with death would instead poke you in your eye just to send you to the hospital? PRETTY SCARY D: I'd run away screaming if a skeleton jumped out at me and shouted "Hospital Bill!" D:

Anyway, this was all funnier in my head o.o now it doesn't seem quite as funny. Fuck all ya'll healthy bastards :c