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[BAD IDEA] Hermpires: Booty Mark Crusaders
14 years ago
Hermpires is a fictional universe created for one of those Choose Your Own TF websites. Basically, there's a magic ring, and whoever puts it on becomes a hermaphrodite. Not in the androgynous sense, but the fetishy "hot woman with big boobs and a giant dingaling" sense. Their..."juices" are infectious, and anyone who comes into contact with said juices becomes one. This includes any mammals, who become herm versions of their normals selves. If they or their juices comes into contact with becomes, basically, a furry version of that animal. Despite the name, there is no sucking involved.
Well, no sucking of blood.
Anyway, the usual "zombie apocalypse" tropes come into play, and I had an idea. You know how the Cutie Mark Crusaders from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are lighter and softer compared to the Mane 6's stories? (You know you watch it.) Or if you want to deneigh watching the show, then think "A Fistful of Datas" from Star Trek TNG. Or "Love and Monsters" from Doctor Who.
Anyway, there are a handful of people in the hermpire-affected area who want to become furry hermpires. Except they want to become specific species. The joke is that the species each wants to become is different to their personality, much like the Cutie Mark Crusaders (eg Sweetie Belle trying carpentry and being afraid of singing onstage when she's really an excellent singer). Through a series of hilarious misadventures, they each end up with the "wrong" animals, and since people who become hermpires are generally "mode-locked"(to get even more Hasbro animated series* up in this), they come to realize that said modes are what they really wanted all along. Then they write a letter to Princess Celestia.
I'd be worried about Hasbro, but they don't takedown clopfics, they didn't take down "Cupcakes", and they probably wouldn't take down this. My biggest problem is that I don't particularly like the idea of clopfics, or even, in this case, a naughty story just partially inspired by the show.
Bottom line, I had the idea to take a fetish porn scenario that was combined with a zombie scenario, and then use the tone of several episodes of a show for little girls**.
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
*Specifically, Transformers. And yes, I did just footnote a parenthetical aside.
** Yes, I know it was designed so parents could enjoy it too, but the joke doesn't work if I acknowledge that.
Well, no sucking of blood.
Anyway, the usual "zombie apocalypse" tropes come into play, and I had an idea. You know how the Cutie Mark Crusaders from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are lighter and softer compared to the Mane 6's stories? (You know you watch it.) Or if you want to deneigh watching the show, then think "A Fistful of Datas" from Star Trek TNG. Or "Love and Monsters" from Doctor Who.
Anyway, there are a handful of people in the hermpire-affected area who want to become furry hermpires. Except they want to become specific species. The joke is that the species each wants to become is different to their personality, much like the Cutie Mark Crusaders (eg Sweetie Belle trying carpentry and being afraid of singing onstage when she's really an excellent singer). Through a series of hilarious misadventures, they each end up with the "wrong" animals, and since people who become hermpires are generally "mode-locked"(to get even more Hasbro animated series* up in this), they come to realize that said modes are what they really wanted all along. Then they write a letter to Princess Celestia.
I'd be worried about Hasbro, but they don't takedown clopfics, they didn't take down "Cupcakes", and they probably wouldn't take down this. My biggest problem is that I don't particularly like the idea of clopfics, or even, in this case, a naughty story just partially inspired by the show.
Bottom line, I had the idea to take a fetish porn scenario that was combined with a zombie scenario, and then use the tone of several episodes of a show for little girls**.
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
*Specifically, Transformers. And yes, I did just footnote a parenthetical aside.
** Yes, I know it was designed so parents could enjoy it too, but the joke doesn't work if I acknowledge that.
