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14 years ago
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Hey man. Do you remember that thing we used to watch all the time? They're showing repeats of that thing tonight.
I'm suprised that you can't remember. You and I were big fans of that thing.
Come on dude. Think hard. Ten years back. That person used to play your favorite character. Don't you remember the famous episode? You know, with that really popular catchphrase? You used to say it all the time.
I know you're lying. Don't lie to me.
Then why are you wearing that t-shirt with that catchphrase? You bought it last week.
WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT YESTERDAY FOR GOD'S SAKE.
DON'T SHAKE YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT AT ME. YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE LINE AND DIRECTION BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN.
I SWEAR TO EVERY DEITY IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT THING IN TEN SECONDS, I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU WITH THIS SPOON, SELL YOUR ORGANS TO THE HONG KONG BLACK MARKET AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY THE DVD BOX SET OF THAT THING.
GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. WHAT WITH YOU NOT REMEMBERING THAT THING. WHY ARE WE EVEN SHARING THE SAME OXYGEN?
BET YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME THAT, HUH? JUST LIKE THAT THING.
THAT THING.
THAT'S IT. YOU ARE GONNA-
(door bell)
Oh. Pizza's here.
I'm suprised that you can't remember. You and I were big fans of that thing.
Come on dude. Think hard. Ten years back. That person used to play your favorite character. Don't you remember the famous episode? You know, with that really popular catchphrase? You used to say it all the time.
I know you're lying. Don't lie to me.
Then why are you wearing that t-shirt with that catchphrase? You bought it last week.
WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT YESTERDAY FOR GOD'S SAKE.
DON'T SHAKE YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT AT ME. YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE LINE AND DIRECTION BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN.
I SWEAR TO EVERY DEITY IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT THING IN TEN SECONDS, I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU WITH THIS SPOON, SELL YOUR ORGANS TO THE HONG KONG BLACK MARKET AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY THE DVD BOX SET OF THAT THING.
GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. WHAT WITH YOU NOT REMEMBERING THAT THING. WHY ARE WE EVEN SHARING THE SAME OXYGEN?
BET YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME THAT, HUH? JUST LIKE THAT THING.
THAT THING.
THAT'S IT. YOU ARE GONNA-
(door bell)
Oh. Pizza's here.
