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14 years ago
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Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color are your underwear/panties?
Grey or Black
Do they have a design?
Some group called Llanera
what color are your socks?
Mostly black, sometimes wear white
Is there a design on them?
The white one's have a red sole and are made by pringle, but the black ones don't have any other traits like that.
Are you a virgin?
Yep
Happy that way?
Eh, I'm game for experimenting.
What is your favorite sex position(s)?
Missionary, 69, Cowboy/girl and reverse cowboy/girl
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bi
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Pretty much, yeah.
Real porn?
I do, but only occasionally
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yep.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nearly always.
Who was your first kiss with?
N/A
Are they of the opposite sex?
N/A
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
N/A
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex with someone else?
I'd be pissed off, cry and pretty much go silent for a couple of days...
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.
If so, which ones?
N/A
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
Ever been cheated on?
Never been with anyone, so...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nah, but I'm quite curious to get one...
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever masturbated?
Yep.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, I'm not THAT desperate
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I'm not a pervert.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yep, it's in my gallery
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not intentionally, but I do sometimes by mistake
Do they care?
Depends on the severity of it.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't...
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep.
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color are your underwear/panties?
Grey or Black
Do they have a design?
Some group called Llanera
what color are your socks?
Mostly black, sometimes wear white
Is there a design on them?
The white one's have a red sole and are made by pringle, but the black ones don't have any other traits like that.
Are you a virgin?
Yep
Happy that way?
Eh, I'm game for experimenting.
What is your favorite sex position(s)?
Missionary, 69, Cowboy/girl and reverse cowboy/girl
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bi
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Pretty much, yeah.
Real porn?
I do, but only occasionally
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yep.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nearly always.
Who was your first kiss with?
N/A
Are they of the opposite sex?
N/A
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
N/A
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex with someone else?
I'd be pissed off, cry and pretty much go silent for a couple of days...
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.
If so, which ones?
N/A
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
Ever been cheated on?
Never been with anyone, so...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nah, but I'm quite curious to get one...
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever masturbated?
Yep.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, I'm not THAT desperate
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I'm not a pervert.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yep, it's in my gallery
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not intentionally, but I do sometimes by mistake
Do they care?
Depends on the severity of it.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't...
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep.
