there was a handsome prince named: 'dragon'
and in dragon's kingdom there lived a fearsome dragon named: 'wizard'
so dragon went to the town wizard named: 'town drunk' to ask for help
so town drunk put a spell on the town drunk named: 'prince'
which made prince look like a female dragon for the purposes of confusing wizard
then wizard the dragon flew down to meet prince, now a dragon, thanks to town drunk the wizard
at which point the great wizard town drunk cast a spell banishing wizard forever
and dragon was pleased