I promised Sesame I'd do a meme if he was good
14 years ago
1.)What's your name?
Masked Llama. That's it. Nothing fancy. Don't really need a name if you're the only one of you. Look at Tigger.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
It seemed like a good idea at the time?
3.) Are you single or taken?
This is FA. Idon't think those are mutually exclusive terms. Who's conducting this interview anyway? *looks around*
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
A really good fort and relax save, don't ask about the will save, though. Also, a head hard enough to open coconuts.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
Seriously, who are you? Is this Sesame?
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Rey Llamasterio is a former world champion! The 619 hundred pound splash is devastating.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Not officially, but again, this IS FA, so its easy to get bro's and sis's. However, Christmas is right around the corner, so I think I'm better off with less people to shop for.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Why? Curious? I know I've got that collar and leash somewhere around here. *rummages through a box in the closet*
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
Laptops! The keyboard is the bane of my hoof-like typing. Ooooh found the gag!
10.) Something that you do like?
collaring, then gagging noisy eathereal interviewers.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Gagging annoying interviewers!!
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I have. it was....RIGHT NOW *Tackles and gags annoying ethereal interviewer*
13.)MMMMMPHPPHHH
That's an odd question, but since you asked my favorite palindrome is "no Sir, Away! A papaya war is on"
14. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM
Whats that? I didn't quite catch that.
15.) *Struggles with the gag*
Sigh.... Sesame says that I need to finish the quiz and can't cheat like this.
16.)*Angry look*
I'll let you out after question 20
17.) MMpphhh Nrrrrffff
Well, that's just rude. Honestly, I'm the one doing you the favor by answering these questions. You insulted me by calling ME a Gary-Sue.
18.) MMpphhhh! MMMMMMFFF!
You're right, I did portray myself as submissive earlier. I suppose I did contradict myself by gagging you. No its not "out of character." I'm a dynamic character. I'm allowed different emotions depending on my mood.
19.) *waits impatiently*
Fine. I'll take the dang gag off, so this can go back to being a normal meme.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Well, I have had a few people draw me free arts. That's kinda cool.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
Pink elephants. I....I watched Dumbo as a kid. *nervous twitch*
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
White usually with some brown near my flank.
23.) Eyes?
two blue ones, highlighted by the black mask
24.) What do you usually wear?
A black mask. Its my trademark fashion attire. They are really quite comfortable. I imagine everyone will be wearing them in the future.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
I don't see any fishing poles, and neither of us are larva eaters, so why don't you put lid back on the can of worms you just opened?
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Not really. Now that we've established the alpha in this relationship, its kinda fun.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
Awww, I know an interviewer who's desperate for attention.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
In the angles of time. AAWWWOOOOOOO.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Bard, definitely bard!
30.) How many friends do you have?
Lots of casual ones. A few close ones.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Telekinesis. hooves can be a pain.
2.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5254578/ THIS
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
Apple. So Frigging much, apple
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Carrots!
35.) Favourite drink?
LLamanade, that cool refreshing drink for Quadrupeds.
36.) What is your favourite place?
Well, there was that one adventure in Dionysus' Realm that was A LOT of fun!
37.) Least favourite?
The zoo that Dumbo lived in.
38.) What will make you really mad?
If this compy froze and I lost all this hard work
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Actually, now I'm really getting into it.
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
BUGGER!
41.) One more thing.
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, what would the children look like?