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9 years ago
Parody of "The Unicorn Song"
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away....when Alderaan was green.
There were more kinds of animals then you'd ever seen.
They'd run around free while Alderaan was being born,
but the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
You've got some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
The Emperor saw rebellion and it chapped his hide,
he said "Stand back, I'm going to Genocide."
Yoda said "Hey Obi-Wan, I'll tell you what to do.
Build me a starship zoo."
"Bring me some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
don't you forget my unicorns."
Kenobi took up the task so large.
He purchased the ship, just as the laser charged.
Then he marched in the creatures, two by two and called out as they went through...
"Yoda!
I've got your horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
the Force can't sense no unicorns."
Then Obi Won looked out, through the laser's glow.
Those unicorns were goofing, don't ya know?
Laughing and playing while the laser was formin'
Oh those silly unicorns!
I've got your horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Obi-Wan said "Leave the planet, cuz the laser's glowing
and we just can't wait on those unicorns."
The ship took off and drifted into space.
The unicorns looked up, shocked look on their face.
The laser came down and sorta blasted them away.
And that's why you'll never see a unicorn to this very day.
You'll see some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
you just won't see any unicorns.
Now you might think, this is the ending to the song,
but, my friends, in fact you'd be wrong.
you see unicorns are mechanics and so when the laser started glowing,
They built themselves x-wings and they took to soaring.
You've got some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but if you're looking for unicorns,
you'll just have to wait, Walt Disney says they'll be in movie eight!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away....when Alderaan was green.
There were more kinds of animals then you'd ever seen.
They'd run around free while Alderaan was being born,
but the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
You've got some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
the loveliest of all was the unicorn.
The Emperor saw rebellion and it chapped his hide,
he said "Stand back, I'm going to Genocide."
Yoda said "Hey Obi-Wan, I'll tell you what to do.
Build me a starship zoo."
"Bring me some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
don't you forget my unicorns."
Kenobi took up the task so large.
He purchased the ship, just as the laser charged.
Then he marched in the creatures, two by two and called out as they went through...
"Yoda!
I've got your horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
the Force can't sense no unicorns."
Then Obi Won looked out, through the laser's glow.
Those unicorns were goofing, don't ya know?
Laughing and playing while the laser was formin'
Oh those silly unicorns!
I've got your horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Obi-Wan said "Leave the planet, cuz the laser's glowing
and we just can't wait on those unicorns."
The ship took off and drifted into space.
The unicorns looked up, shocked look on their face.
The laser came down and sorta blasted them away.
And that's why you'll never see a unicorn to this very day.
You'll see some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but as sure as you're born,
you just won't see any unicorns.
Now you might think, this is the ending to the song,
but, my friends, in fact you'd be wrong.
you see unicorns are mechanics and so when the laser started glowing,
They built themselves x-wings and they took to soaring.
You've got some horned Kath Hounds and winged mynocks.
Some underground Sarlaccs and some Ewoks.
Tusk cats, Womp rats, and Rancors, but if you're looking for unicorns,
you'll just have to wait, Walt Disney says they'll be in movie eight!
