Yes, Comrades, that time as come again. We cast off the Capitalist shackles of excess and embrace the glory of balalaika music, good food and the best god-damned party at Further Confusion*.

The Communist Party is coming again.

We have many new things planned for the Proletariat, and all the old things you've come to love about our campy Bolshevik ridiculousness over the past two years. I call upon the Internationale to band together to make this party #1 again, to show the bourgeoisie that the common man can have fun as well!

We at The Party call upon those with the ability to give to those according to their needs! The party needs YOU! If you can offer any amount of support, be it monetary, physical, mental or alcoholic, please send a note! The party rewards those who work for it! Glory to the working class!


*Those who think otherwise, please send note to expedite execution... I mean.. sunny Mexican holiday.