You know, I never thought I'd get into this whole Elder Scrolls business, but when everyone keeps telling me that it's like the greatest game this year, and when I watched a friend of mine playing it, and saw all the character options (-coughArgonianscough-) I couldn't resist!

So now... I'm playing a female Argonian warrior decked out in this awesome-looking steampunk-esque Dwarven suit of armor, with shield and sword, who just found out that the Thalmor Elves placed a hit on her, and are ordered to "Destroy her with extreme hatred." I think this... may or may not have had something to do with me botching a stealth mission in their embassy that ended up with me taking out all the guards on the premises...

And by the way, I'm reminded quite often in this game why I started out as a dragon character in the first place... -cough- I mean, it's not like I took off all the clothing the game will let you take off and had her running around town like that... and it -totally- didn't cause me to have a huge bout of laughter the likes of which I haven't experienced in a while...

Although I will tell you this... I have a staff that summons... basically a doppleganger of the DEVIL at my disposal. That staff is worth the crazy quest just to hear his battle cries alone!