So, because the job market completely blows chunks right now, and I'm taking the advice of the Joker, who said "if you're good at something... never do it for free." for the time being I'll be doing a few story commissions. Now, not to say I think I'm a great author... I just know that's what I like doing. So for now, I'll take short story commissions so I can continue my writing skills.

They can be anything within reason, so sexually explicit stories are OK. However, there are kinks I will not do, which I will broadly describe as "Out-there" kinks. If you're not sure if a particular one falls into that, then let me know and I'll clarify for you.

Anyways, the short stories will be restricted to five pages, maybe six. Cost is $3.

Let me know via notes and we can work out the payment there.

Also, don't just give me story ideas that are just "Character X and Character Y have sex" or "Character Q being a badass." I need context to that. What do they like doing? What are their jobs? Basically what makes your character not some blank slate nobody?

Right now, I can only take up five slots for this.

So feel free to hit me up if you like.