Wow, I suck at being a college student.
14 years ago
Here's what I can summarize from this:
I need to get drunk and/or get laid. Maybe both. :0 I'm a college freshman who's never gotten drunk, never tried drugs, and never even dated anyone. I AM THE 1%.
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked (FUCK NO. Whenever I see someone smoking a cigarette, I feel like extinguishing it in their eye.)
[/] consumed alcohol (I've tried a few sips of a few different drinks, but the only one that appealed to me was the rum&Coke. Beer and wine are kinda disgusting. :/)
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn (Obviously! :D)
[/] bought porn (Kinda? Linkin bought Rukis' Cruelty comic for me, but I didn't end up paying him.)
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[x] taken painkillers (When I had my wisdom teeth removed... Not a fun experience. -__-)
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents (Who hasn't?)
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[/] done something illegal (Um... stayed out after curfew? xD I'M SUCH A REBEL.)
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[/] wished someone to die (Only when random pedestrians blow cigarette smoke in my face... D:<)
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night (My latest is like 3:00 AM.)
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair (Not yet, but I want to! :D)
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[/] been to a bar (I've been to a restaurant that had a bar?)
TOTAL SO FAR: 11.5
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything (My nose is fully functional, so yes. :0 Sniffed anything I shouldn't have? No.)
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands (Wristbands? I wore them all throughout junior high.)
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 14.5
[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[/] fainted (Got sick at the beginning of this semester and almost passed out in my kitchen. .__.)
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour (My neighbors have always been disgusting trolls.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert (Been to the Rockstar Uproar Fest twice, plus a random Greek Day concert. :D)
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut (Jokingly?)
[x] called someone a slut (Again, jokingly.)
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house (Only if you count family members.)
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (Fuck rap.)
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury (Hasn't everyone?)
[ ] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (My mom and I derped and accidentally walked out of a diner without paying. xD We felt bad, so we went back and paid the next day.)
[x] caught something on fire (I lit a Furby on fire a couple years ago. :D)
[x] lied about your age ("You must be 18+ to view this porn...")
TOTAL SO FAR: 31
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house (No, but I do live in a condo. :P)
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[/] got in trouble with the police (Got slightly reprimanded by a cop in 8th grade because my friend and I were placing empty bottles in the street so vehicles would run them over. xD Also, that same year, my bus driver called the cops on our bus because kids were randomly throwing shit around.)
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger (Friends of friends that I didn't know.)
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 35.5
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[/] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (Not quite 4 hours, but almost.)
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[/] been called a bad influence (Jokingly, because of my perverted comments. I'm usually the good influence. x3)
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone (I prank-called Walmart once. :0)
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test (Pretty sure everyone has.)
TOTAL: 42.5
I need to get drunk and/or get laid. Maybe both. :0 I'm a college freshman who's never gotten drunk, never tried drugs, and never even dated anyone. I AM THE 1%.
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked (FUCK NO. Whenever I see someone smoking a cigarette, I feel like extinguishing it in their eye.)
[/] consumed alcohol (I've tried a few sips of a few different drinks, but the only one that appealed to me was the rum&Coke. Beer and wine are kinda disgusting. :/)
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn (Obviously! :D)
[/] bought porn (Kinda? Linkin bought Rukis' Cruelty comic for me, but I didn't end up paying him.)
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[x] taken painkillers (When I had my wisdom teeth removed... Not a fun experience. -__-)
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents (Who hasn't?)
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[/] done something illegal (Um... stayed out after curfew? xD I'M SUCH A REBEL.)
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[/] wished someone to die (Only when random pedestrians blow cigarette smoke in my face... D:<)
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night (My latest is like 3:00 AM.)
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair (Not yet, but I want to! :D)
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[/] been to a bar (I've been to a restaurant that had a bar?)
TOTAL SO FAR: 11.5
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything (My nose is fully functional, so yes. :0 Sniffed anything I shouldn't have? No.)
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands (Wristbands? I wore them all throughout junior high.)
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 14.5
[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[/] fainted (Got sick at the beginning of this semester and almost passed out in my kitchen. .__.)
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour (My neighbors have always been disgusting trolls.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert (Been to the Rockstar Uproar Fest twice, plus a random Greek Day concert. :D)
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut (Jokingly?)
[x] called someone a slut (Again, jokingly.)
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house (Only if you count family members.)
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (Fuck rap.)
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury (Hasn't everyone?)
[ ] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (My mom and I derped and accidentally walked out of a diner without paying. xD We felt bad, so we went back and paid the next day.)
[x] caught something on fire (I lit a Furby on fire a couple years ago. :D)
[x] lied about your age ("You must be 18+ to view this porn...")
TOTAL SO FAR: 31
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house (No, but I do live in a condo. :P)
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[/] got in trouble with the police (Got slightly reprimanded by a cop in 8th grade because my friend and I were placing empty bottles in the street so vehicles would run them over. xD Also, that same year, my bus driver called the cops on our bus because kids were randomly throwing shit around.)
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger (Friends of friends that I didn't know.)
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 35.5
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[/] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (Not quite 4 hours, but almost.)
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[/] been called a bad influence (Jokingly, because of my perverted comments. I'm usually the good influence. x3)
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone (I prank-called Walmart once. :0)
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test (Pretty sure everyone has.)
TOTAL: 42.5
FA+

i have the "I got a Ticket to Hell" score
I suggest you have sex and do drugs. :P
I don't suggest you get drunk, though. It's really not worth it. Though just socially drinking and getting a buzz or a bit tipsy is fun.
My friends drink socially simply 'cause they like being drunk around each other, but I don't really see the appeal of it. :P I'd be more open to trying pot, but I'm also a lot more hesitant because it's currently more illegal than alcohol. If I got caught drinking, I'd just get a slap on the wrist by my university. Get caught with pot and I'd probably get possession charges.
I'm the same way, I don't really find getting drunk appealing. All that can do is make you act stupid and possibly get yourself killed, and/or give you a horrible hang-over the next day. I don't want to be vomiting my guts out with the worst migraine ever. ><
Pot is definitely a lot better, and there's no hang-over. You can't OD on it, either. If you "OD" on it, you'll just fall asleep. xD I'd say just don't get caught with it. Do it behind closed doors, never in a public place. As long as you don't have a lot, charges might even be waved.
And if you don't want it to burn, use a vaporizer. Though they're expensive, so maybe a friend of yours might not have one. But the more you do it, the more used to it you'll get, so it won't burn so much. :3
Dude, if someone ever intentionally blew cigarette smoke even remotely in my direction, you bet your furry ass I'd say something to them! And it wouldn't be friendly. x3