Yeah... if these two movies suck and/or don't live up to the epic cornball guilty pleasure awesomeness of the originals... I WILL KILL ALL OF HOLLYWOOD

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1343727/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/

And I swear if i don't get cameos by BOTH original lead actors in their respective remakes I will find the writers and make them EAT THE FUCKING SCRIPTS.

If you can't tell by now, Total Recall and Judge Dredd are two of my favorite camp cornball action flicks... Remakes of them make me both squirm and squee with pleasure at the same time... But so help me god if they both aren't super campy but plaid COMPLETELY straight I will castrate SOMEONE.

More cornball movies that I like for no good reasons?

Waterworld
Fifth Element
Demolition Man
Tremors
Tank Girl
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Johnny Mnemonic

and a few others i can't get off the top of my head... might have to make a nice big list later... anyway, blah blah blah death threat blah.