Yeah, that might not happen anymore.

Long story short, massive snowstorm over the weekend lasting all weekend, car ended up in a ditch, and now it doesn't reverse.

It could be a fluid issue; I've not gotten a chance to check just yet. It was nose-down at a greater-than 45-degree angle for an entire day, throughout constantly tens of degrees below zero Fahrenheit temperatures, so it could really be just an easy fix. Given my luck with this damned thing, however, I'll probably end up shelling out over $1000 for a "new" car.