1. Are you single or taken?

Taken

2. Chocolate or flowers?

Flowers would be nice

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?

Erm.. go work, sleep, battlefield 2... nah.

4.Do you like anyone?

Everyone thats a good friend is of course, liked.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?

Got dumped just before last year, ahahahaa.

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?

An Arcade!

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?

Corporate sellout day, meh.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Whose the dumbfuck that made this? DUUUH.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?

Been there done that burned the remains

10. Do you believe in Cupid?

What the deuce!?

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?

Seriously is the person that wrote this still in their parents basement?

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?

Yeah, I pour petrol on a rackstand of them and light a match

13. Do you like candy hearts?

Excellent projectile ammo

15. Is Valentines depressing?

Yes, I'm so emo, cut me and watch me bleed.

16. How do you feel about PDA?

PDA - Pissing dicks assault?

17. How is your love life?

Meh

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?

Always before never after!

19. How many roses would you want?

I'll take six red to go.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?

Here's Hoping