Tagged by  daniwolf

Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!

What color are your underwear?
Right now...? Black

Do they have a design?
No

Girls, what color is your bra?
Black as well

Is there a design?
A kind of heart shaped lacey pattern...hard to explain

Are you a virgin?
*blushes* No

Happy that way?
Yes *smiles*

What is your favorite sex position?
Me on bottom... *blushes harder*

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Well I like girls and am a shemale....I was a male but now a girl...mostly...but kinda not mostly so....I broke the whole "Answer this question in as few words possible" rule...didn't I?

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
*nods*

Real porn?
Not really, most of it I find gross for some reason

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
*nods again*

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Girl on girl or girl on herm or shemale? Yes guy on guy...no

Who was your first kiss with?
A very nice red headed girl a loooong time ago before I had boobs and had to comb my whole body

Are they of the opposite sex?
At the time she was...

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Girls yes, shemales? No

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
...if they were single.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I...don't have one right now

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I don't have any even on my ears

If so, where?
See above

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope

If so, where?
See above

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No, but close once

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Bleck! No!

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Came very close once, but no

Ever been cheated on?
*nods and looks down*

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
By a co-worker....(more on that later)

Do you own any sex toys?
*turns red* M-maybe.....okay yes

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No.

Have you ever masturbated?
Um....duh?

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
S-someone else did...(more on that later)

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
(nods and grins a little* ( again more on that later)

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes

Do they care?
Fuck no!

Are you uncomfortable yet?
The tiniest bit...but mostly no.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
*Looks to Danni with that 'deer in the headlights look'* I...think so...