Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!

What color are your underwear?
Blue, black, and white.

Do they have a design?
Yes, black and white stars on a blue background.

Girls, what color is your bra?
Black.

Is there a design?
Nope.

Are you a virgin?
Nope.

Happy that way?
I’d say so, I’m not exactly embarrassed about my past in that sense.

What is your favorite sex position?
I like doggy style, myself. Though I’m also partial to scissoring.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I’m a sapiosexual, to use a term, someone attracted to intelligence. I’ve also considered myself bisexual and pansexual at various times. I don’t see people in a corporeal sense, I’ve always been attracted to minds, the body is secondary at best. Intellect is probably one of my biggest weaknesses in the sense of what attracts me.

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
I have, though I don’t really get a charge out of it.

Real porn?
Sometimes, but I don’t really find it stimulating.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes, and I also write them. This said, I really don’t like stories that are all sex, no soul, if that makes sense. I need to be able to find the characters engaging, to be attracted by at least one of them in order to find the story interesting or stimulating.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I prefer lesbian content to male on male content, which will surprise no one. I quite enjoy girl on girl sexual content, though once in a while a good male on male story will catch my attention.

Who was your first kiss with?
The smart ass response is “my mother” but the first real one (beyond childhood) was with a girl named Lindsay.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Nope, we’re both of the lady variety.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes on both counts. I thought I was a lesbian until meeting my first serious boyfriend (who had been gay until that point, for what it matters).

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, there are a few. However, I wouldn’t jeopardize relationships that work how they are.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I’d be surprised, initially. Though I can’t say I’d be bothered, I’m not terribly jealous. Unless invited to join, I’d leave him to his business, as odd as it sounds.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Yep.

If so, where?
I have had my tongue pierced since I was 18. And my ears are pierced three times each, if that’s relevant.

Do you have any tattoos?
Not at the moment, but I’m looking into a couple of options.

If so, where?
Not applicable at the moment.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope, I’ve never been pregnant, and I can’t really impregnate a woman, as I am one.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nope, though I’ve been tempted to try marijuana. I know multiple people who could locate such things for me, and I’ve been around “special brownies” at least once. However, I’ve come to the conclusion that my husband’s respect means more to me than a curiosity about trying pot.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
I’ve been in a couple of open relationships, but I’ve never betrayed the confidence of a closed one.

Ever been cheated on?
My first serious boyfriend cheated on me at least once. For me, it’s not exactly a deal breaker, so I didn’t think too much about it.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not to my knowledge, at least not seriously.

Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, several.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Uh. Ew. No. I only like fictional incest. And even then it's highly specific.

Have you ever masturbated?
Well, yes. I knew relatively few people who haven’t.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Despite being less than pleased with my physical appearance, yes.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Ha ha! No, I have not.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Not myself, though my husband had a vasectomy about two years back.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I’ve both written and drawn porn in the past. I also believe I shall do the same in the future.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
*snerk* Yes, yes I do. However, not nearly as often as my mother does in front of me.

Do they care?
Not specifically. They both swear a fair bit, and I’m an adult.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not really, this hasn’t been anything I wouldn’t fess up to anyways if asked.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep, I yanked it from ’s journal. I like memes!

Tag some bitches and bug them until they take this!
I don’t feel like tagging any bitches. Though feel free to tag yourself, if you like.