I had an extreemly detailed dream last night. Like most dreams, I seemed to be ploped right in the middle of it.
My family is apparently rather rich, and I'm kind of like an 'oddball' (ooo how original). We are taking a vacation out on this beautiful island and I meet this guy. His very handsome and has a very light brown hair and these grey blue eyes, they are so pretty. He's pretty tall and has a nice tan and so I start spending most of my vacation tme with him because, frankly, I'm tired of my mom, dad, and younger brother. My dad mom and brother all have dark black hair while mine is only a dark brown, father and brother have dark brown eyes me and mom have more of a golden amber.
Anyways, as the summer moves on, and I spend more time with this guy, one day we get attacked by some large fur-covered animal. I have no idea what's going on any more than the guy does and we run off and hide in one of the many shacks on the beach when I'm grabbed by one of the 'help'. He has really dark brown hair and shit-brown eyes. I often tell him he's full of shit just because of it after this meeting. He's not a bad looking guy, he doesn't look to be all that much younger than my own parents.
He tell us to be quiet and we hide under some not so recently cleaned fishing nets. I apparently hate the smell of fish and have to keep a sneeze under wraps while this beast tares through one shack then the next. But after a while it seems to get frustrated and runs off. The 'Help' tells me to take my friend home and he'll talk to me when I get back, and we HAVE to talk, so be quick.
So I grab my hotties hand and get him home and give him a kiss, and he tastes satly, like the beach, but warm...and candy. Like one of my favorite kinds of candy. I think it's tuttie fruitie, but I'm not sure...it's those multi-colored candycanes.
ANyways! So I get back in the area of our beach house and Mr. Help (since I don't remember any names except one) comes up and grabs me by the arm and drags me off in the direction of the caves (which remarkably remind me of Resident Evil 5's). HE sits me down and asks me what I know about my family and I almost wanna hit him! As though I'd ever tell him about my family!
Then he spills the beans "I know you're not human, none of you are, hell I'm not human myself!" and he pulls of his cap which has been covering up his hair since I got back and instead of his hair, it's like...tentacles, the length of his hair and each is a dark brown and has a white stripe around the tip...
Most people might be freaked out by this, but I roll my eyes and then 'power-up' and my hair does the same thing. "It's not impressive, all my family can do it. You don't live x-amount of years with people and not know a thing or two about yourself and them, even if you don't talk about them."
That's when he hits me with it, "That's fine but I know who your real dad is," and he lights up a cigarett.
Now I'm pissed. "My dad is my dad! And don't try none of that fairy tale bull crap with me!"
That's when sombody else walks into the cave, he's standing up on the catwalk above us, "Oh don't worry sis, dad already informed about the fact that you weren't his, so wo is it?" he sneers down at bout of us. I'm just stunned while the guy is smirking and brother is leering at me like some kind of know-it-all.
They start bantering back and forth until I scream at them to shut up, "What do you mean dad isn't my dad?!"
My brother starts going on and on about all our differences (btw, his normally stringy black hair is now tentacles like ours right now) and then he goes "But there's one major difference between us and you sis...and mom." then he jumps over the railing and turns, you guessed it, into a werewolf.
But, see, since we're all part demon anyways, he's a DEMONIC werewolf, that's why we have the tentacles, we're demons. He's a large black werewolf with fur and tentacles down his spine and on his head and a few around his neck and he's got spikes as well.
I knew werewolves were real, I just hadn't expected them in my house. So I get grabbed by Mr. Help dude and dragged out of the tunnles somehow. It took a long while and we had to dodge my brother along the way. When we're out he tells me that at some point I'll have to get bit by him and survive so I can get the werewolf powers, but not tonight. I'm just thinking he's FRIGGING INSANE! We get out and we're fine and I get taken home. Bro won't attack me there because mom'll have a conniption fit!

Then we seem to skip a 'scene' and it's that winter and we're back at school. I go to collage, little bro is still at high school. I've learned more about my family. Mom's sister married a vampire, mom married a werewolf, so I have a cousin who's a vampire and has two little vampire children of her own. Very cute, do NOT cuddle them both at the same time however! The little boy is 3 and his sis was born exactly (to the date) one year after him, they are extrodinarly intelligent, and they have a voracious appitite. Anyways, they don't show up for a little bit. Also, my father is a pure werewolf, so demonic werewolf spaw = awesomesauce for him. The fact that I'm a 'high demon' rather than a 'weredemon' has super pissed him off. Apparently all of his kids should have been werewolves. That's how he knows I'm not his. Damn.
Turns out Mr. Help isn't my daddy THANK GOD! He's my bio-dad's brother..so he's my uncle? Weird guy. We get trapped in a car one night with brother trying to attack and we protect the car with...cards? Wtf?!? Just regular bicycle cards! Ok so apparently they are magical, but still...it looks retarded sticking them to the vehical. But they work. Dad was watching this time. He's angry. I'm not really his kid, I can kinda sympathize, but to me, he's always been my dad. Not this mysterious dude who's nowhere when his kid needs him.
Anyways, so we make it through, my uncle's telling me I need to get bit by my brother and my niece or nephew! Wait why? Because apparently they want all the powers under one house...fragnation! I am not some science project! Well, apparently that's where I'm wrong! This is why I was allowed to be born in the first place, so that I could bring the big powers under one roof.
Grand.
So I 'skip scean' again and I'm at a party at someone's house. My cousin's there, in the background, and it's a really nice party, and she has her kids, she's teaching them to hunt. I don't care as long as she doesn't go after anybody who'll be missed. She doesn't. Nobody liks Susan anyways, even her parents don't. But she's a nice girl and she picks up the kids to take them back to their mom, which is out of sight of everyone when they attack. Some people are just rediculously trusting. Then we have to help clean up the house. This is about the time I wake up.

Make a good story maybe? Maybe I just watch too many monster movies...