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What color are your underwear?
Red

Do they have a design?
No

Girls, what color is your bra?
Not a girl, no bra.

Is there a design?
Refer to my last answer.

Are you a virgin?
I most definately am not :)

Happy that way?
Yes, yes I am.

What is your favorite sex position?
I haven't tried enough to give an honest opinion for this question lol.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Gay and happy.

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Sometimes.

Real porn?
Yes.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Sometimes.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Not really.

Who was your first kiss with?
My first kiss was with a neighbor boy when I was about 8, very interesting lol.

Are they of the opposite sex?
No.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes and yes :D

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
If I wasn't in a relationship right now, then yes.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I declare our relationship over and leave the way I entered.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Sorry, only ear.

If so, where?
N/A

Do you have any tattoos?
Not at the moment, but that's changing soon.

If so, where?
N/A

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No, and it will never happen.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Believe it or not, I have not.

If so, which ones?
N/A

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No I have not.

Ever been cheated on?
I don't believe so.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No.

Do you own any sex toys?
Yes :D

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No I have not.

Have you ever masturbated?
Can anyone on this site really say no to this question lolol.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, never had to.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, but have wanted to on a number of occasions lol.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No, i'm a gay male lol.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
No.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes.

Do they care?
A little, but not enough to REALLY care.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Is there a reason I should be?

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I am.