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Buy Me This Christmas!
14 years ago
Tired of spending Christmas alone? Hate visiting your decrepit family? Tired of this cold holiday weather? Need someone to keep you warm this holiday season?
Give me a HO HO HO HOLLAAAAA and you'll feel that holiday spirit in no time! Rates vary per house call, sucky sucky $5, and hell yeah I suck toes.
Fuck consumerism.
Give me a HO HO HO HOLLAAAAA and you'll feel that holiday spirit in no time! Rates vary per house call, sucky sucky $5, and hell yeah I suck toes.
Fuck consumerism.
ArcHusky
~archusky
I'll buy you a Miller Highlife. A FORTY AT THAT. fyi. if you're done with exams this week and not doing anything this weekend, feel free to come over for getting WASTED Saturday night. I know you're supposed to be goin up north though at some pointtttt
goosey14
~goosey14
Come teach my family the spirit of jewish christmas!
