My new meme is called the S.A.T. ( Slob Affinity Test)
Please check all that apply, then add up your score, and see how much of a slob you really are! comment below, and tag 2 others plz!!

[] you hsve gine w/o brushing your teeth For 3+ days recently
[] you think that raw onions are tasty
[] you have piles of dirty laundry in your room
[] you have gone without showers for 3+ days recently
[] you belch out loud

[] you Dutch oven yourself
[] you wear some shirts for several days w/o washing them
[] you sit around wearing only your boxers
[] your shirt is like your food diary
[] you call for 2 pizzas and eat them by yourself

[] you fart in public
[] you have purposely wet your pants
[] half the beer you drink gets on your shirt
[] you run with no shirt on
[] you come back from the gym and don’t change clothes

[] you drink milk out of the carton
[] you don’t wipe after taking a crap
[] you don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom
[] the floor of your house is encrusted with fast food wrappers
[] you haven’t shaved for 1 week

[] you are used to the smell of feces
[] you shower in urine/take mud baths
[] you use the same dish for every meal
[] you let drool spill down your chin
[] you wear pants w/o boxers

[] you have enough toe jam to smear on bread
[] you gargle with dr. pepper
[] your pants have brown stains in the back
[] you use beer cans for furniture
[] you lay on the ground to take naps

0-5= Pretty clean
6-10= Messy
11-15= smelly fast food frequenter
16-20= gross furry drinker
21-25= disgusting, sweaty gourmand
26-30= Severe Duty Slob, no regrets

tag 2 more people! you go now!