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Dolphin Rape
14 years ago
..¤*|Imagine this type of art|*¤.. Was listening to some talk show with Joe Rogan where he states how slutty dolphins are. How they fuck
pretty much everything. This advanced into me doing some online research of dolphin sexual behavior
only to come across a few videos and stories containing dolphin rape, dolphin sexual harassment and
homosexual behavior in dolphins.
For those who are reading this and are confused or don't understand... according to the stories, they
don't just see you at the beach and ravage you right on the spot. Apparently, these sneaky freaks use
their prehensile endowments (of 10-14"... not 12ft like many FA artists would draw) to wrap around the
ankle, wrist or neck of a person and drag them under. I say person because, while dolphins will hump
anything, people are more worried about themselves being raped by a dolphin and not some sea turtle.
After dragging their victims under water, very swiftly and silently (dolphins are ninjas now...) they take
their victims to underwater caverns where the victim will be assault and slaughtered, never to be seen
again. Now, for anyone who may think this almost sounds exciting (some people see FA as the real
deal) the male dolphin's ejaculation is comparable to a shotgun firing... so yes, fun with Flipper can be
a blast.
Jokes aside, I'm not entirely sure what I think about this. Me being a Jersey boy, it's not every day I
see dolphins aside from the once every ten years some silly pods swim their ways up the Hudson River.
Perhaps they heard about New York pussy and forgot how angry us Yankees are. I've always been at
favor for orcas (not sexually) and dolphins always seemed 80% less interesting than the black and
white beasts who, I'm sure, aren't one of the poor, aquatic victims of dolphin sexual ravagement.
It doesn't disturb me, it doesn't make me think any LESS of dolphins compared to the blogs and
forums of people who do think less of them. If anything, I'm in awe at their cunning for cunny...
What are your thoughts now that you went and Googled the stories yourselves?
Jonnyjonny2007
~jonnyjonny2007
I wondered about that, I personally love dolphins. They are just beautiful and awesome. ^.=.^ I have read stories but havent seen any videos X3 I think its funny that scientists say that animals have sex just to reproduce but dolphins are going at it like crazy. XD
Marcius
~marcius
Is this one of those journals you typed while high? Made me smile.
