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14 years ago
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"As below so above and beyond I imagine,
drawn beyond the lines of reason."
TOOL, Lateralus
drawn beyond the lines of reason."
TOOL, Lateralus
so I can shove it in my booty hole and fiddle fondle my pooper shooter.
I'm here to discourage anyone from EVER using the USPS again. (I'm also here to chew bubble gum and kick ass but I'm all out of bubble gum and Give a Shit")
About a month and a half ago, I was supposed to receive a registered letter in the mail gotten it. A month went by and I still hadn't gotten it. Because It was from my grandfather I was less than thrilled about receiving it, as a registered letter in the mail is his own way of using the postal service to try and force me to listen to him. It was supposed to arrive at the beginning of November, and I sat here for the entire month in the living room waiting for this SUPER important letter. Thanksgiving came and passed, and I still hadn't received this letter. Then one day I get an angry call from my grandfather bitching me out because I never responded to his letter. "But, I've not received the letter yet Grandpa," was my reply. To which he retorted with, "It says here it's been delivered so either you're lying to me or the Post Office is."
In fifteen minutes I was down the street at the post office trying to get my letter. At first I was met with "we don't have your letter," and I had to stand there and argue for 8 minutes before the woman finally went in the back to find it. In a few short minutes she came back with my letter, the pink notice that should have been left in my mail box, and the receipt for the letter. "You mail man says that he tried to deliver it 8 times but no body was ever there." That was a bunch of bullshit because, at that point in time someone was at the house 24/7. And most of that time I spent sitting in the living room waiting for this damned letter to arrive.
After that I was irritated but figured it was just a one time thing and it could have been a mistake. Yet, again our US Postal Service mail man is a lazy useless fuck. I was expecting a package from Bad Dragon to come. It should have been delivered yesterday, and I was watching the shipping status on my phone from work. During the day it was "out for shipping," and when I got home it was "Delivered". I wasn't here to receive the box so I expected the usual pink notice saying, "hey we got yo shit, come git it."
There was no such creature. So this morning I went down to the post office to bitch and get my package. The office is supposed to open for business at 8:30 am. I got there at 8:29, and they didn't open till 8:40. I went to the man at the front desk and asked for my package and to speak to a manager. He took me over to the door on the side and said he'd get someone for me. I stood around fro twenty fucking minutes before finally ringing their door bell. The manager answered and hadn't any idea i was there. I told her about my previous troubles with my mail carrier and asked if i could have my package. She couldn't find it, and I learned that my package was already on it's trip back to Arizona. So some how during the night it went from delivered to "Insufficient address, send that shit back."
There have also been other problems with my post office and postal carrier. Our apartment complex is not that nice, and in the middle of out little gehtto we have a mail box unit. Someone, for what ever reason, decided it would be a good idea to tip the doors off the mailboxes, and scrape the numbers off. I've watched out mail man and if he can't find the number box, or if the door is ripped off the mail box, he'll take everyone's mails and shove it in one of the broken mailboxes, or set it on top of the mail box with a rock or a package and leave it sitting either on the side walk or on top of the mail unit.
After my fun times at the post office, I called the USPS customer support to see if I could possibly intercept my package. The only good thing in any of this was that the lady on the phone was really nice. Yay, USPS you have nice people working on your phone line; congrats now get my damned package back to me.
I asked about getting my package back to me, and unfortunately you can't intercept a package in transit. "But," she said" you can go back to your post office and fill out this recall form and they may be able to get it before it reaches Arizona." I returned to my post office.This time I was much more calm and and the same man I spoke to earlier if I could fill out this form. "Well you can , but it won't help much." "look, I'm only here because this is what you customer service told me to do." "Hold on sir." He left and went into the back. I waited around for another 10 minutes listening to them laugh and joke back there until he came back and said "Only the sender can fill out a recall form."
I understand policies. I understand that you can't just pull my package off the line and slap a new label on it. I'm fine with not being able to fill out this recall form. To be honest, the man was probably right, and that form probably wouldn't have helped me much. But what pisses me off is how fucking good for nothing out mail man is. He says he's delivered a package, when in fact he didnt and may not have even tried. He leaves people's mail out where the weather, elements, and other people can get to it. Luckily I think that the people that live in our slum are a bit too stupid to try and commit identity theft. They're too busy hitting their women and shooting at each other.
The second thing that bothers me is just how incompetent my post office is. I should not have to argue with you before you go back and search for my item. I understand that if they're busy I should expect a wait time, but if I'm one of only three people in there, I shouldn't have to wait around 20 minutes before I get helped; especially if they've already told me they'd help me shortly. Customer Service was nice, but they managed to give me the wrong information. I still don't have my package, and I still have to wait another week now before I can get it.
What I find is funny, is the US Postal service is crying about how their going under and this is why. I'm done with ever using the US Postal service again. UPS is a steaming pile of shit too but I use them when I have to. I would suggest anyone to use Fedex, and grow to love that Fedex arrow.
I'm here to discourage anyone from EVER using the USPS again. (I'm also here to chew bubble gum and kick ass but I'm all out of bubble gum and Give a Shit")
About a month and a half ago, I was supposed to receive a registered letter in the mail gotten it. A month went by and I still hadn't gotten it. Because It was from my grandfather I was less than thrilled about receiving it, as a registered letter in the mail is his own way of using the postal service to try and force me to listen to him. It was supposed to arrive at the beginning of November, and I sat here for the entire month in the living room waiting for this SUPER important letter. Thanksgiving came and passed, and I still hadn't received this letter. Then one day I get an angry call from my grandfather bitching me out because I never responded to his letter. "But, I've not received the letter yet Grandpa," was my reply. To which he retorted with, "It says here it's been delivered so either you're lying to me or the Post Office is."
In fifteen minutes I was down the street at the post office trying to get my letter. At first I was met with "we don't have your letter," and I had to stand there and argue for 8 minutes before the woman finally went in the back to find it. In a few short minutes she came back with my letter, the pink notice that should have been left in my mail box, and the receipt for the letter. "You mail man says that he tried to deliver it 8 times but no body was ever there." That was a bunch of bullshit because, at that point in time someone was at the house 24/7. And most of that time I spent sitting in the living room waiting for this damned letter to arrive.
After that I was irritated but figured it was just a one time thing and it could have been a mistake. Yet, again our US Postal Service mail man is a lazy useless fuck. I was expecting a package from Bad Dragon to come. It should have been delivered yesterday, and I was watching the shipping status on my phone from work. During the day it was "out for shipping," and when I got home it was "Delivered". I wasn't here to receive the box so I expected the usual pink notice saying, "hey we got yo shit, come git it."
There was no such creature. So this morning I went down to the post office to bitch and get my package. The office is supposed to open for business at 8:30 am. I got there at 8:29, and they didn't open till 8:40. I went to the man at the front desk and asked for my package and to speak to a manager. He took me over to the door on the side and said he'd get someone for me. I stood around fro twenty fucking minutes before finally ringing their door bell. The manager answered and hadn't any idea i was there. I told her about my previous troubles with my mail carrier and asked if i could have my package. She couldn't find it, and I learned that my package was already on it's trip back to Arizona. So some how during the night it went from delivered to "Insufficient address, send that shit back."
There have also been other problems with my post office and postal carrier. Our apartment complex is not that nice, and in the middle of out little gehtto we have a mail box unit. Someone, for what ever reason, decided it would be a good idea to tip the doors off the mailboxes, and scrape the numbers off. I've watched out mail man and if he can't find the number box, or if the door is ripped off the mail box, he'll take everyone's mails and shove it in one of the broken mailboxes, or set it on top of the mail box with a rock or a package and leave it sitting either on the side walk or on top of the mail unit.
After my fun times at the post office, I called the USPS customer support to see if I could possibly intercept my package. The only good thing in any of this was that the lady on the phone was really nice. Yay, USPS you have nice people working on your phone line; congrats now get my damned package back to me.
I asked about getting my package back to me, and unfortunately you can't intercept a package in transit. "But," she said" you can go back to your post office and fill out this recall form and they may be able to get it before it reaches Arizona." I returned to my post office.This time I was much more calm and and the same man I spoke to earlier if I could fill out this form. "Well you can , but it won't help much." "look, I'm only here because this is what you customer service told me to do." "Hold on sir." He left and went into the back. I waited around for another 10 minutes listening to them laugh and joke back there until he came back and said "Only the sender can fill out a recall form."
I understand policies. I understand that you can't just pull my package off the line and slap a new label on it. I'm fine with not being able to fill out this recall form. To be honest, the man was probably right, and that form probably wouldn't have helped me much. But what pisses me off is how fucking good for nothing out mail man is. He says he's delivered a package, when in fact he didnt and may not have even tried. He leaves people's mail out where the weather, elements, and other people can get to it. Luckily I think that the people that live in our slum are a bit too stupid to try and commit identity theft. They're too busy hitting their women and shooting at each other.
The second thing that bothers me is just how incompetent my post office is. I should not have to argue with you before you go back and search for my item. I understand that if they're busy I should expect a wait time, but if I'm one of only three people in there, I shouldn't have to wait around 20 minutes before I get helped; especially if they've already told me they'd help me shortly. Customer Service was nice, but they managed to give me the wrong information. I still don't have my package, and I still have to wait another week now before I can get it.
What I find is funny, is the US Postal service is crying about how their going under and this is why. I'm done with ever using the US Postal service again. UPS is a steaming pile of shit too but I use them when I have to. I would suggest anyone to use Fedex, and grow to love that Fedex arrow.
And they wonder why they're loosing money?
Fuck the United States Postal Service.