I just got off work and after today I feel like I've earned my frequent flyer status on Bull Shit Airlines. What that means is after you've flown with them enough people start giving you more shit to deal with in hopes that you'll start to care. But what happens is you just get sick of the shit and realize you no longer give a damn.

So I've thought about trying Fuck Off rail ways. They sound like the type of people that would just leave you alone. But as it turns out so little people travel the rail systems anymore that they don't have any fucks to give.

So my friends I've been experimenting with this new way to travel called binge drinking. Its amazing. It fills you with a false sense of security. Makes everything more bearable. And you might even pretend to care a little more. The way it works is you drink this magic elixir, and you have to drink a lot of it. Then you black out and when you wake up you have no idea where you are or how you got there. I assume that once you black out you bend time and space around you. The only toll you have to pay is a pickled liver but if you're worried about that you have to give a fuck. You might as well get back in line for Fuck Off Railways where you can ride the Fuck You Train all the way to Suck A Cock Blvd where you can play a couple rounds of Blow It Out Your Ass, Choke On It, and Bite Me. BTW their toll is two Give A Fucks so find another liver.