The horror story a guy I liked experienced babysitting an executive's son while on a business trip.

"During the trip I dragged my ward into musuems of history, science and other places went ice skating at some park with a blow up snowman.

The entire time he would ocasionally make attempts at escape, to do god knows what as time
went on he started getting the shakes and his behavor got worse and worse, then came new
years I only had one more day after that to keep him on the strait and narrow.

His furry friends had invited him over for a new years party with every one fully costumed and
every thing went on its merry way to hell. We got there early and as soon as I took a bathroom
break he had bolted in costume into the streets to look for drugs.

Turns out tracking a man in a fox costume in the streets of monteral during new years is harder
then you think it would be but I found him and demanded that he return to the party. He then
ran, so Im chasing a man in the fox suit through the streets and I was finally able to jump him.

By then I was completly inraged and was punching him as hard as I could which did a grand total
of nothing to him because that suit was padded to hell, it took a few moments to realise that
a couple of little kids were watching me beat up a furry, thankfully their parents were not there
and I was able to convince the crying girl that it was all just part of a movie thank god kids
are navie. So with a death lock on mr cuddles I returned to the flat at around midnight where
he along with his fellow furrys danced on a roof top to celibrate the new year."