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Skyrim:Bounty Removal
13 years ago
Okay so I'm playing skyrim and keep in mind I am an Argonian on that shit.
So I'm on this quest to retrieve a stolen golden claw(Yes,I just started the game)and I'm about to finish it up by returning it to its owner.I go outside and go into the meadhall when everyone in there attacks me.I run outside and then the farmer joins in.I'm running in circles around a building while being chased and then even my FRIEND starts attacking me and I'm like..WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?So I run out of Riverwood as fast as I can and these guards come up to me and ask me for money or to take me to jail.I pay the fine to remove the bounty but I'm standing there like...What the hell did I do?I didn't kill anyone I wasn't suppose to.I didn't steal anything.The only thing I could think of is that guy that I returned that claw to if he got greedy and was all..."FUCK THIS GUY!I don't want him taking my money...It think I'll tell people he stole it.."
But then I think...How did they discribe me...?
"Okay men.We're looking for a thief.Don't worry you'll know right away when you see him."
"How will we know sir?"
"...He has a fucking lizard head...I'm pretty sure he isn't going to blend into a city of humans..."
So I'm on this quest to retrieve a stolen golden claw(Yes,I just started the game)and I'm about to finish it up by returning it to its owner.I go outside and go into the meadhall when everyone in there attacks me.I run outside and then the farmer joins in.I'm running in circles around a building while being chased and then even my FRIEND starts attacking me and I'm like..WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?So I run out of Riverwood as fast as I can and these guards come up to me and ask me for money or to take me to jail.I pay the fine to remove the bounty but I'm standing there like...What the hell did I do?I didn't kill anyone I wasn't suppose to.I didn't steal anything.The only thing I could think of is that guy that I returned that claw to if he got greedy and was all..."FUCK THIS GUY!I don't want him taking my money...It think I'll tell people he stole it.."
But then I think...How did they discribe me...?
"Okay men.We're looking for a thief.Don't worry you'll know right away when you see him."
"How will we know sir?"
"...He has a fucking lizard head...I'm pretty sure he isn't going to blend into a city of humans..."
