It's simple! Just call or send a text message to 408-69-CHIRP to place your order today! Supplies are limited! Order now and receive a free hug with your meeting! (Subject to terms and conditions. All offers and products are subject to availability. The Purple Gryphoness and The Blue Dragon have the right to refuse service to any and all parties. The Blue Dragon or The Purple Gryphoness are not liable for any damage (mental, physical, emotional, metaphysical, or "other") or injuries received during the hugging process. No refunds.

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