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At the Eff Cee
13 years ago
Here's that thing that people are doing for the thing!
Where are you staying? Nearby
What day are you getting there? Late Thursday
Who will you be with? Artist-type People, usually? Probably folks like
guppy 
argonvile 
fel 
lilglenndoggy
Do you do free art? Sometimes
Do you do trades? Usually
Do you do commissions? I'll do cheap-o book doodles, yeah
Do you do badges? No
What is your gender? Bepenised
How old are you? Fairly
Are you taken? Ish
What suits will you have? I do have one suit for formal occasions, but I plan to leave it at home.
Can I touch you? Depends. Are you the type of guy who'd appear out of nowhere and straight-up ask a creepy question like "Can I touch you?"
Can I talk to you? You may! (unless you are batshit crazy)
Can I buy you lots of drinks? You may! (unless I am already stinking drunk)
Can I give you lots of money? You may! (unless you are expecting something for it)
Can I hug or snuggle with you? You may! (unless you are diseased)
How tall are you? Middlin'
Are you nice? What kind of a question is that? Fuck off!
Are you cliquey? My crew says I'm not, and I trust them over normal people
Can I stalk you? Eh, doesn't "stalking" kind of imply "without permission"? Was the guy who wrote these questions trying to make furries seem even creepier than they are?
Do you have an artist table? Nope, not this year
Do you like parties? To a point.. once there's like standing room only in a tiny room party, I usually leave
If I see you, how should I get your attention? Point at me, and then turn to the person next to you, and whisper "OMG, there's that totally awesome guy I was telling you about earlier!"
Can I hang out with you? Sure.
How can I find you? Wherever there are dicks and titties being drawn, I'll be there. Wherever there are artists swapping books, I'll be there. Wherever the thirsty cry out for furry porn, I'll be there!
Are you aware of the difference between a meme and a fucking questionnaire? Why, yes!
Where are you staying? Nearby
What day are you getting there? Late Thursday
Who will you be with? Artist-type People, usually? Probably folks like
guppy 
argonvile 
fel 
lilglenndoggyDo you do free art? Sometimes
Do you do trades? Usually
Do you do commissions? I'll do cheap-o book doodles, yeah
Do you do badges? No
What is your gender? Bepenised
How old are you? Fairly
Are you taken? Ish
What suits will you have? I do have one suit for formal occasions, but I plan to leave it at home.
Can I touch you? Depends. Are you the type of guy who'd appear out of nowhere and straight-up ask a creepy question like "Can I touch you?"
Can I talk to you? You may! (unless you are batshit crazy)
Can I buy you lots of drinks? You may! (unless I am already stinking drunk)
Can I give you lots of money? You may! (unless you are expecting something for it)
Can I hug or snuggle with you? You may! (unless you are diseased)
How tall are you? Middlin'
Are you nice? What kind of a question is that? Fuck off!
Are you cliquey? My crew says I'm not, and I trust them over normal people
Can I stalk you? Eh, doesn't "stalking" kind of imply "without permission"? Was the guy who wrote these questions trying to make furries seem even creepier than they are?
Do you have an artist table? Nope, not this year
Do you like parties? To a point.. once there's like standing room only in a tiny room party, I usually leave
If I see you, how should I get your attention? Point at me, and then turn to the person next to you, and whisper "OMG, there's that totally awesome guy I was telling you about earlier!"
Can I hang out with you? Sure.
How can I find you? Wherever there are dicks and titties being drawn, I'll be there. Wherever there are artists swapping books, I'll be there. Wherever the thirsty cry out for furry porn, I'll be there!
Are you aware of the difference between a meme and a fucking questionnaire? Why, yes!
Yes I am.
Best answer.
But the worst offense so far? The "creator's lounge". The artist congregation spot, at a con with literally thousands of attendees, is a tiny room hidden away on the 3rd floor behind con-ops, with a max occupancy of 50. What. The. Fuck.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I was there. Have fun, and say "Hi" to Thumper for me if you run in to him.