Okay, so over the holidays I obtained an amusing poster during a white elephant exchange that I wanted to share. For those wondering, a "white elephant exchange" is where each person brings in a wrapped present of a usually silly nature, things like the singing bass or novelty toilet paper are common. What I ended up with was a poster on the "Religious Views of Life". Seeing as how it's primarily text, I thought it most appropriate to reproduce it here rather than take a picture of it, since FA isn't supposed to be used for that, no matter how many people do. Be forwarned, if you are very sensitive about religious and believe you'd likely be offended by religious satire, proceed no further.


Religious Views of Life

Taoism
Shit happens


Confucianism
Confucious says, shit happens.


Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.


Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?


Hinduism
This shit happened before.


Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.


Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.


Catholocism
If shit happens, you deserve it.


Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?


Atheism
I don't believe this shit.


Agnosticism
What is this shit?