When decent people get screwed over, this is the result!
17 years ago
When decent people get screwed over, this is the result!
>
> A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is
> a very expensive store; I.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for
> $50.00.
>
> Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
>
> My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus
> Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because
> both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman-
> Marcus cookie.' It was So excellent that I asked if they would give
> me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, 'I'm afraid
> not, but you can buy The Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and
> she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to that,
> and told her to just add it to my Tab.
>
> Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-
> Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I
> had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf.
> As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said,
> 'Cookie Recipe-$250.00.' That was Outrageous! I called Neiman's
> Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was
> 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty
> dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.
>
> Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money
> because, according to them, 'What the waitress told you is not our
> problem. You have already seen the Recipe. We absolutely will not
> refund your money at this point.' I explained to the Accounting
> Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the State
> of Texas I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau
> and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was
> basically told, 'Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you
> can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money Back.'
> I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have
> $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every
> Cookie Lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250
> cookie recipe From Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, 'I wish you
> wouldn't do this.' I said, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of
> that before you ripped me off!' and slammed down the phone.
>
> So here it is!
>
> Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of.
> I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make
> another penny off of this recipe!
>
>
> NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
> 2 cups butter
> 24 oz. Chocolate chips
> 4 cups flour
> 2 cups brown sugar
> 2 tsp. Soda
> 1 tsp. Salt
> 2 cups sugar
> 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
> 5 cups blended oatmeal
> 4 eggs
> 2 tsp. Baking powder
> 2 tsp. Vanilla
> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
> Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream
> the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with
> flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda . Add chocolate chips,
> Hershey bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart
> on a cookie Sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
> Makes 112 cookies.
>
> PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY
> PERSON YOU KNOW WHO HAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS!
> THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!!
>
> Even if the people on your e-mail list don't eat sweets send it to
> them and ask them to pass it on. Let's make sure we get these
> lady's $250.00 worth. Enjoy the cookies, they really are good
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>
> A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is
> a very expensive store; I.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for
> $50.00.
>
> Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
>
> My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus
> Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because
> both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman-
> Marcus cookie.' It was So excellent that I asked if they would give
> me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, 'I'm afraid
> not, but you can buy The Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and
> she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to that,
> and told her to just add it to my Tab.
>
> Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-
> Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I
> had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf.
> As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said,
> 'Cookie Recipe-$250.00.' That was Outrageous! I called Neiman's
> Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was
> 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty
> dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.
>
> Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money
> because, according to them, 'What the waitress told you is not our
> problem. You have already seen the Recipe. We absolutely will not
> refund your money at this point.' I explained to the Accounting
> Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the State
> of Texas I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau
> and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was
> basically told, 'Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you
> can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money Back.'
> I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have
> $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every
> Cookie Lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250
> cookie recipe From Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, 'I wish you
> wouldn't do this.' I said, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of
> that before you ripped me off!' and slammed down the phone.
>
> So here it is!
>
> Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of.
> I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make
> another penny off of this recipe!
>
>
> NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
> 2 cups butter
> 24 oz. Chocolate chips
> 4 cups flour
> 2 cups brown sugar
> 2 tsp. Soda
> 1 tsp. Salt
> 2 cups sugar
> 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
> 5 cups blended oatmeal
> 4 eggs
> 2 tsp. Baking powder
> 2 tsp. Vanilla
> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
> Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream
> the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with
> flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda . Add chocolate chips,
> Hershey bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart
> on a cookie Sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
> Makes 112 cookies.
>
> PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY
> PERSON YOU KNOW WHO HAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS!
> THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!!
>
> Even if the people on your e-mail list don't eat sweets send it to
> them and ask them to pass it on. Let's make sure we get these
> lady's $250.00 worth. Enjoy the cookies, they really are good
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DalaragaSareluss
~dalaragasareluss
HAHAHAHAHA, PWNED!!! Those bastards can take your cookies, and eat em too. Of course, it's more delightful to take them and shove them down their throats, but in a figurative sense, you've already done that beautifully =P
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