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The "TMI" text meme
14 years ago
-From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Sure, why not.
-Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Oh....only going on about 4 1/2 years now.
-What do you carry with you at all times?
My epidermis
-Are you a cuddler?
Most definitely
-What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
A floor.
-Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
A friend, to say Happy Birthday.
-How are you feeling?
Hungry.
-Is something wrong right now?
It has become the status quo
-Are you mad at someone?
More at life in general than anyone specific.
-How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
It's not the complete deal, but it has its importance.
-What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Hasn't happened yet. Waiting on the Royal Rumble PPV and the accompanying goodies, namely Mac n' cheese bites
-How many TRUE best friends do you have?
One or two in person,a few more online.
-Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Wish I could. A pox on this thing called "jury duty."
-How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Far too many, and I've had enough of wasting tears on those who aren't worth the salt.
-Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
Which list? And wouldn't the "number one" on any list be at the top of said list?
-Do you have anyone crushing on you?
It's a distinct possibility.
-When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Probably a couple years or so ago.
-Do you sleep with the TV on?
I prefer music to a blank screen.
-Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No.
-Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No.
-Are you jealous of someone right now?
Not anyone in particular.
-Where is the person you like right now?
That is the benefit and the curse of being single; there isn't just one person I like.
-What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A mini eclair pie.
-What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing at this exact moment.
-What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
That's a bit too narrow-minded. Each person is unique, and likewise their most striking features are uniquely their own. It's how it all comes together as a whole that really makes the difference.
-Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
A few times.
-Could you handle a long distance relationship?
4 out of the 5 relationships I've been in have been long distance, ranging from 30 (which is long distance when you have no car) to 1,800 miles. Had my fill of that.
-Could you cry right now?
Not really able to cry on demand, and althoguh Irobably could summon up enough dreck to bring me down, I'd rather not.
-Are you okay with the life you live?
I am ok with HOW I've lived my life, but not with what my life has been.
-Did you enjoy your day today?
It was alright, but with about an hour to go before munch time, I see a touch of improvement on the horizon.
-Do you have a tattoo?
No, but if there were an easier, less expensive, and less painful way to get one, I might consider it.-
-Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
Highly unlikely, although I've been told I'd look hot with an eyebrow piercing.
-Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Not specifically for me, but there are many out there I would claim at various times in my life.
-What was the last thing you spent money for?
A second copy of Halo Reach to make certain aspects easier when playing in larger groups.
-Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Last phone call...stupid NY Juror voice message when I was trying to call for a postponement. Last actual person, whoever was on the line that wanted to talk to someone else in the household.
-Do you call it fall or autumn?
Mainly fall, unless the use of the word would be awkward in the sentence.
-Make a wish?
To win the PCH sweepstakes, either the $1mil/year for life or the $5,000/week for life, so I could finally get out of this hick hole, go to school, pay of my mom's mortgage and my brother's college loans so THEY can move on with their lives, and then take a year or two off and go globe-trotting to finally meet face-to-face with some of the great friends I've made online. THen, return home to the STates and open up my own automotive customization, restoration, and general pimpilization shop. Yea, I know that last one's not a real word, but I done made it one, so get used to it ;-P
-Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
My friends.
-What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Most likely watching Wipeout with the family. Or maybe Dan Vs.
-Do you hold grudges?
DEpends on the offense. Typically takes a pretty deep wound for me to hold on to it beyond the moment. But unforgiveness is a poison to the soul.
-Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Most likely at some point, but I can't remember when.
-What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Strongly against it, but if they're going to do it, stop being ignorant, whiny pansies and own up to it. None of this blaming genetics or "I was born this way" bull. You made a choice, consciously or subconsciously, to deviate from the course that God (or nature for you atheistic twits) designed for you. The lack of accountability is the primary cause of roughly 90% of this nation's biggest problems. Own up to it, stop trying to pin the blame on everybody and everything BUT you, and just accept the consequences of your actions.
-Who was your last text from?
Probably my friend Matt.
-Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Repeatedly. And then proceeded to dig.
-One thing you’re looking forward to?
THere's a passage in the Bible that reads "and it came to pass." I'm looking forward to this rut in my life passing.
-Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Usually, but I'm getting a little better.
-Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yes. Sometimes they might even be serious.
-What color is your camera?
Which one? Black, grey, or silver, depending.
-Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Not really, but about as much as I suspect there ever will be.
-Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Better than a squirrel can hide its nuts.
-Are you wasting your time on someone?
I sincerely hope not, but there have been rare moments when I have to ask myself that question.
-Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Yes.
-By the way, what is your name?
Corey, but I typically go by Zaff or Zaffy on the net.
-Are you currently in a relationship?
That would be a "no"
-Do you give out second chances too easily?
Perhaps, but forgiveness is better than a grudge.
-What color is your favorite hoodie?
Navy blue.
-Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Possibly, under the right circumstances. But unlikely.
Sure, why not.
-Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Oh....only going on about 4 1/2 years now.
-What do you carry with you at all times?
My epidermis
-Are you a cuddler?
Most definitely
-What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
A floor.
-Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
A friend, to say Happy Birthday.
-How are you feeling?
Hungry.
-Is something wrong right now?
It has become the status quo
-Are you mad at someone?
More at life in general than anyone specific.
-How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
It's not the complete deal, but it has its importance.
-What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Hasn't happened yet. Waiting on the Royal Rumble PPV and the accompanying goodies, namely Mac n' cheese bites
-How many TRUE best friends do you have?
One or two in person,a few more online.
-Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Wish I could. A pox on this thing called "jury duty."
-How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Far too many, and I've had enough of wasting tears on those who aren't worth the salt.
-Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
Which list? And wouldn't the "number one" on any list be at the top of said list?
-Do you have anyone crushing on you?
It's a distinct possibility.
-When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Probably a couple years or so ago.
-Do you sleep with the TV on?
I prefer music to a blank screen.
-Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No.
-Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No.
-Are you jealous of someone right now?
Not anyone in particular.
-Where is the person you like right now?
That is the benefit and the curse of being single; there isn't just one person I like.
-What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A mini eclair pie.
-What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing at this exact moment.
-What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
That's a bit too narrow-minded. Each person is unique, and likewise their most striking features are uniquely their own. It's how it all comes together as a whole that really makes the difference.
-Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
A few times.
-Could you handle a long distance relationship?
4 out of the 5 relationships I've been in have been long distance, ranging from 30 (which is long distance when you have no car) to 1,800 miles. Had my fill of that.
-Could you cry right now?
Not really able to cry on demand, and althoguh Irobably could summon up enough dreck to bring me down, I'd rather not.
-Are you okay with the life you live?
I am ok with HOW I've lived my life, but not with what my life has been.
-Did you enjoy your day today?
It was alright, but with about an hour to go before munch time, I see a touch of improvement on the horizon.
-Do you have a tattoo?
No, but if there were an easier, less expensive, and less painful way to get one, I might consider it.-
-Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
Highly unlikely, although I've been told I'd look hot with an eyebrow piercing.
-Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Not specifically for me, but there are many out there I would claim at various times in my life.
-What was the last thing you spent money for?
A second copy of Halo Reach to make certain aspects easier when playing in larger groups.
-Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Last phone call...stupid NY Juror voice message when I was trying to call for a postponement. Last actual person, whoever was on the line that wanted to talk to someone else in the household.
-Do you call it fall or autumn?
Mainly fall, unless the use of the word would be awkward in the sentence.
-Make a wish?
To win the PCH sweepstakes, either the $1mil/year for life or the $5,000/week for life, so I could finally get out of this hick hole, go to school, pay of my mom's mortgage and my brother's college loans so THEY can move on with their lives, and then take a year or two off and go globe-trotting to finally meet face-to-face with some of the great friends I've made online. THen, return home to the STates and open up my own automotive customization, restoration, and general pimpilization shop. Yea, I know that last one's not a real word, but I done made it one, so get used to it ;-P
-Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
My friends.
-What were you up to at 9pm last night?
Most likely watching Wipeout with the family. Or maybe Dan Vs.
-Do you hold grudges?
DEpends on the offense. Typically takes a pretty deep wound for me to hold on to it beyond the moment. But unforgiveness is a poison to the soul.
-Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Most likely at some point, but I can't remember when.
-What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Strongly against it, but if they're going to do it, stop being ignorant, whiny pansies and own up to it. None of this blaming genetics or "I was born this way" bull. You made a choice, consciously or subconsciously, to deviate from the course that God (or nature for you atheistic twits) designed for you. The lack of accountability is the primary cause of roughly 90% of this nation's biggest problems. Own up to it, stop trying to pin the blame on everybody and everything BUT you, and just accept the consequences of your actions.
-Who was your last text from?
Probably my friend Matt.
-Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Repeatedly. And then proceeded to dig.
-One thing you’re looking forward to?
THere's a passage in the Bible that reads "and it came to pass." I'm looking forward to this rut in my life passing.
-Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
Usually, but I'm getting a little better.
-Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yes. Sometimes they might even be serious.
-What color is your camera?
Which one? Black, grey, or silver, depending.
-Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Not really, but about as much as I suspect there ever will be.
-Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Better than a squirrel can hide its nuts.
-Are you wasting your time on someone?
I sincerely hope not, but there have been rare moments when I have to ask myself that question.
-Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Yes.
-By the way, what is your name?
Corey, but I typically go by Zaff or Zaffy on the net.
-Are you currently in a relationship?
That would be a "no"
-Do you give out second chances too easily?
Perhaps, but forgiveness is better than a grudge.
-What color is your favorite hoodie?
Navy blue.
-Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Possibly, under the right circumstances. But unlikely.
celpendragon
~celpendragon
*hugs tight*
zaffy2005
~zaffy2005
OP
*huggles*
