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Fighter Meme
17 years ago
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mitsuro among other people. Not sure if I should do this since I have no avatar or fursona, but I have martial arts experience; I am one rank away from black belt in South Korean Tae Kwon Do. Here it goes:
Intro 1-I was hoping we could resolve this peacefully, but you leave me no choice.
Intro 2-Time to show you what I'm made of!
Intro 3-I could have been playing my DS or my PSP, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perfect victory-That's it? THAT'S IT!? I've had greater difficulty squashing mosquitoes!
Victory 1-You were beaten by a dork like ME!? How pathetic!
Victory 2-Not bad, not bad at all! Good fight!
Victory 3-You were actually challenging! I liked whooping your a**!
Time Up (more health)-Over already? I was just getting started!
Time Up (less health)-Aw, dammit! I was so close to beating you!
Defeat 1-It seems you were the better fighter. I am honored to be defeated by you!
Defeat 2-AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! My BAAAAAAALLLLLSSS!!!!
Defeat 3-Ow! My ovaries! My ova-wait, sorry, too much brain damage.
Perfect Defeat (opponent wins at full health)-Cheater! You...you...oh, $5.00, screw this! *falls on floor in manner similar to Peter Griffin from Family Guy.*
VS. mitsuro
Intro-I admire you, young lion; but when this is over, you're gonna be purring all over me!
Victory-I am sorry for doing that, but it was necessary. Now, let's have sex! *grins*
Defeat-Dude! Were you TRYING to break a few bones!? Damn!
VS.
gator3k
Intro-I like you and all that, but bring it on, Scale-Belly!
Victory-Teach you to like Star Gate! I'm kidding man, I just never got into the series. Good fight, though, good fight.
Defeat-Damn! And I thought a gator's jaws were strong, sheesh!
VS.
tolstoy
Intro-I think you're awesome, but don't think you can slob your way out of this!
Victory-Looks like your farts and sweatpants couldn't save you this time!
Defeat-Mother F****R! I just had these clothes cleaned! I can't casdsfeioghdf*incoherent babbling and passes out on the ground*.
Really you guys are cool, but I try to take my fights seriously. Hope I didn't offend anybody! Comments are welcome!
mitsuro among other people. Not sure if I should do this since I have no avatar or fursona, but I have martial arts experience; I am one rank away from black belt in South Korean Tae Kwon Do. Here it goes:Intro 1-I was hoping we could resolve this peacefully, but you leave me no choice.
Intro 2-Time to show you what I'm made of!
Intro 3-I could have been playing my DS or my PSP, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perfect victory-That's it? THAT'S IT!? I've had greater difficulty squashing mosquitoes!
Victory 1-You were beaten by a dork like ME!? How pathetic!
Victory 2-Not bad, not bad at all! Good fight!
Victory 3-You were actually challenging! I liked whooping your a**!
Time Up (more health)-Over already? I was just getting started!
Time Up (less health)-Aw, dammit! I was so close to beating you!
Defeat 1-It seems you were the better fighter. I am honored to be defeated by you!
Defeat 2-AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! My BAAAAAAALLLLLSSS!!!!
Defeat 3-Ow! My ovaries! My ova-wait, sorry, too much brain damage.
Perfect Defeat (opponent wins at full health)-Cheater! You...you...oh, $5.00, screw this! *falls on floor in manner similar to Peter Griffin from Family Guy.*
VS.
mitsuroIntro-I admire you, young lion; but when this is over, you're gonna be purring all over me!
Victory-I am sorry for doing that, but it was necessary. Now, let's have sex! *grins*
Defeat-Dude! Were you TRYING to break a few bones!? Damn!
VS.
gator3kIntro-I like you and all that, but bring it on, Scale-Belly!
Victory-Teach you to like Star Gate! I'm kidding man, I just never got into the series. Good fight, though, good fight.
Defeat-Damn! And I thought a gator's jaws were strong, sheesh!
VS.
tolstoyIntro-I think you're awesome, but don't think you can slob your way out of this!
Victory-Looks like your farts and sweatpants couldn't save you this time!
Defeat-Mother F****R! I just had these clothes cleaned! I can't casdsfeioghdf*incoherent babbling and passes out on the ground*.
Really you guys are cool, but I try to take my fights seriously. Hope I didn't offend anybody! Comments are welcome!
Mitsuro
~mitsuro
Can't you at least buy me a couple of drinks BEFORE the sex? D:
dorkman
~dorkman
OP
I just tried to reply but posted a new comment instead. Thanks for commenting!
dorkman
~dorkman
OP
That depends on what drink you want and what drugs I'll put in it. Kidding! I would have to get a job and move out of my mothers house first. At least you actually WILL, though. LOL. Thanks for commenting! Read my other journals!
Tolstoy
~tolstoy
I am awesome only in stench and girth. *grins and belches massively*
dorkman
~dorkman
OP
You're an awesome artist, too. You're slob techs from order of battle are powerful, and the other order of battle stuff as well. Don't sell yourself short; well, not like you can be consider yourself, or be considered, short! LOL.
