No, not me.

Oh dear. I'm laughing, and this is too funny, and really, I shouldn't do this to characters, but it so much fun!

I'm about 1500 words into the second chapter and it's just making me grin so much.

Does anyone really remember what drunken sex is like? It's blurry. It's awkward. People pass out at random moments. Everything is so nice and rounded at the edges and it's so much FUN! Cuz there's that care-free sparkling fuzzy edge to everything.

Too bad there's not much will power going on at that time. There's no sense of pacing or finesse. It's easy to tunnel vision. There's no sense of time and not everything seems to be right where you put it. Including your hands. Whoops! Hello floor!

*chuckles* I wasn't given a word count goal for this chapter, but I think I'll keep it up to 2500. That means yes, there will be sex. Keep in mind - drunk sex. From a drunk person's POV. Which means it really won't be much in the details.

*winces* I just hope no one breaks anything...

And right now, I'm slightly buzzed on caffeine and a very weird sleep schedule. If I can call it that. Sleep one night. Don't sleep the next. Stay awake during the day, to sleep early, and wake up shortly after midnight... So maybe caffeine and staying up last night was not a good idea. But! I have another thousand words to go and all of it is going to be a bizarre work of a drunk's POV done by a caffeinated buzzed sleep depped author.

Oh good lord - It's a good thing I'll be editing this after sleeping...

[Edit]
And one hour after I posted this - I finished writing. Whew - all I can say is that the last thousand words are a rush.
Two hours later, Yawg has read through (Now reading through a second time) and has given his approval.
Editing and a bit of "extension"(Not enough sex! O.o;) will be happening later. After I get a few hours of sleep.

There is a chance there will be a third chapter, but more likely I will be writing about other characters instead.

Cheers!