So, standing in line in the grocery store one of my biggest pet peeves took place. The guy working the cash register is waiting on a woman. Not my type, but fairly attractive. His eyes are glued to her bosom, so much so that she has to wave his card several times for him to take it and is obviously very annoyed. She was just wearing a shirt mind you, nothing that screamed look at my breasts.

Some women liked to be looked at, some women don't, most women only like to be looked at by certain individuals. Staring a woman's breasts while she is talking to you, or you are waiting on her is classless. Breasts are nice, I get it, but the butt is where your male stupidity needs to go. You are going to look at a woman, ever guy is.

Listen to her when she is talking, serve her as is your job, and when she walks away. Take a glance. One, she isn't aware that you are a male and being an idiot, you don't hold anyone up, and chances are she bought those jeans because the way it makes her butt look.

Besides, the butt to me is far more a happy thought. The butt is what bounces off the bed, the butt is what you grip and spread, the butt is what slaps your belly, and when you try to put yourself in her butt she whimpers, whines, coos, and cries beautifully.

Guys please, stop staring at her breasts like a bird is going to pop out from between them and dance a jig. Save yourself the trouble of looking stupid. Save her the trouble of being angry. Take half a second when she walks away, appreciate the butt.