The following log took place between me playing Super Mario Bros. 1, getting mad at the game and throwing it through a window, and playing Super Mario Bros. 3. So like 5:30PM and 7:30PM.

Authur 5:39 pm
I really wish I knew where the fuck FCEUX is trying to put save states so I can load said save states.

dsksdg1280 6:40 pm
awes
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Authur 7:26 pm
Yes, I'm toiling away at SMB3, shut the fuck up.
By the way, I noticed Bio hasn't come on.
And I think it's most likely because the snow and wind and rain in Washington decided to conspire the night before.
So the rain was like "Okay, so what're we gon do?" And the snow was like "Well, if it gets cold enough, we can bribe the wind to blow us over that one guy's house."

Authur 7:28 pm
And the wind came into their meeting and was like "Fuck you talkin about?" And the snow was like "Well give you 20 bucks if you help us dump ourselves over this one guy's house just to piss him off. Tyler...Dreth? Something like that? Whatever, he has a bad last name."
And so they all yelled "MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER" and his power lines went out again.
The nd.
Teh ned. X3

Why yes, I AM a huge prick. Thank you for asking!