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Time for Jenn's annual Valentine's day rant!
14 years ago
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What?!! .... Hey, I made a promise that I wouldn't get all angsty over Valentines day and I intend to keep that promise! Instead, allow me to share some words of wisdom to help all you singles get through the holiday...
1. Remember, a girl's two best friends are chocolate and a vibrator.
2. Be your own Valentine! Love yourself, pamper yourself.... make it all about you! There's no rule that says you need someone to do it for you!
3. You are special! And anyone who doesn't think so isn't worth your time!
4. Compile a playlist of anti-love songs... might I snuggest "Before he Cheats" by Carrie Underwood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8 or "Gunpowder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMMTx2VIub4 ... pretty much any song you would listen to when you feel like hating the world.
If none of that works, then give this a try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0kx1dKjDc
If anyone would like to pitch in more fun Valentines day survival tips, please feel free to comment!
Have a great Valentines Day everyone!
1. Remember, a girl's two best friends are chocolate and a vibrator.
2. Be your own Valentine! Love yourself, pamper yourself.... make it all about you! There's no rule that says you need someone to do it for you!
3. You are special! And anyone who doesn't think so isn't worth your time!
4. Compile a playlist of anti-love songs... might I snuggest "Before he Cheats" by Carrie Underwood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8 or "Gunpowder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMMTx2VIub4 ... pretty much any song you would listen to when you feel like hating the world.
If none of that works, then give this a try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0kx1dKjDc
If anyone would like to pitch in more fun Valentines day survival tips, please feel free to comment!
Have a great Valentines Day everyone!
an arrow to the kneea webcomic to the brain. MORE SEXY RUMPUS!Totally awesome.
Anyways, have a nice "Remember the martyrdom of St. Valentine because he wouldn't forsake the Christ and was still nice enough to cure that little girl's blindness upon his death Day!" At least, I think that's what it was about.