When I woke up this morning, my cat was on my bed and let me know just how much she loves me. Then I gave her a special most cat food as a treat. Now that she's full, she's in love with a sunbeam, and wants nothing to do with me.

Oddly, I find that waking up with anyone in your bed and offering them a Valentine's Day breakfast of canned cat food almost always has the effect of them not wanting anything to do with you. There's a moral to this story, but I'm not sure it's a good one.

Happy Valentine's Day.