After a shopping spree at the local adult store my significant other and I were allowed to pick 3 complimentary adult entertainment videos. Having made our selection, we went home to see how the paid people do it. My conclusion is that porn has gone so far down hill that the only way it will ever be enjoyable again is if people start making their own videos for sale.

Girls with fake boobs, hair, lips, pussy, noses, and ass has been around forever. But now you have guys who have had their tendons cut to get two extra inches, so the dick lays there like a piece of dead meat. Their balls are so small from the steroids they use to get that six pack that you aren't see they are there, and then when the cum shot comes to a dribbling conclusion you are sure that those peanuts could not really be balls.

Now I know the pressure on these guys, I have known a few in the business. I know that I could never be a male porn star, I wouldn't dare take the crap these guys take to make small checks (on the straight side of things). I also can't cum on command, and frankly a blonde bimbo with fake boobs inspires my cock, zero. But where does it stop? The dick at seven inches isn't big enough, cut the tendons. Muscles aren't big enough, take steroids. Erection isn't long enough, take double the does of viagra. Boobs aren't big enough, stuff gel in them. Ass isn't big enough, inject silicon. Asshole isn't pretty enough, wax it, bleach it. Pussy lips look a little out of place, cut them, stitch them. Pain tolerance isn't high enough, numb it.

By the time they have done all of this you are left with a guy that has a limp fish big dick, peanuts, veins popping out all over the place grunting like a monkey against some plastic barbie who doesn't even jiggle right who gets a cumshot that looks like someone tried to get the last drop out of a tooth paste.

Video Porn is dead.