PARANORMAL ACTIVITY?!
14 years ago
General
Welcome, my friend...
I was sitting in bed around one in the morning last night and I heard something really, really weird. It sounded almost like dull wind chimes. At first I thought that my sister was blasting music from her laptop, but then I realized that my sister wasn't home and that there are no wind chimes in the general vicinity of my house. It almost seemed as if it was coming from all directions (like someone installed surround sound in my room). I tried to debunk it as one of my dick neighbors, but then the sound would have just come from the exterior walls.
Creepy stuff, man. Creepy stuff. Does anyone here believe in ghosts/ the supernatural?
Creepy stuff, man. Creepy stuff. Does anyone here believe in ghosts/ the supernatural?
PuppyPuppy
~puppypuppy
Ohhh you have internal windchime syndrome. IWS, it's quite rare, only happens to people who have made love to a wind chime in the past 6 months.
Asterix_Shep
~asterixshep
OP
Dammit... that wind chime told me she was clean. The nerve of that skank!
Luke Fox
~cooljoe224
Oh sorry, did I frighten you?
Asterix_Shep
~asterixshep
OP
Luke if I told you once I told you a thousand times... Please stop sneaking into my house and playing those goddam wind chimes!!!
Luke Fox
~cooljoe224
But they're so jingly!
Asterix_Shep
~asterixshep
OP
I don't care. Your little shenanigans scared me so much that I had to sleep with the night light on. I had to punch a hole in my wall just to feel manly again.
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