WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Another thingy... uh.. yeah.. ^^; lol

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. (I swear! I didn't see the screen!!! XD)

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (ohh! A great movie! Now.. of only I can watch the other two..)

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. ( XD My dad does that! lol)

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire. (My hair! I was helping my mom in the kitchen when I was a kid when that happened. lol)

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it. (never been stopped before... ^^)

[ ] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[ ] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (no, jus to keep it to a dull roar. lol)

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math (ughh.. I hate math... give me some adding and subtracting, I'll live. XD)

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (my sis was driving and wouldn't let me out!!!)

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (no.. tho I know someone who ate a chocolate covered grasshopper.. XP)

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. (screw chain letters! XD)

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (eww.. hate alcohol.)

[ ]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk. (That is possible... how..?)

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Yep! And it's always in the last place you look to! lol)

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[x] My friends know not to use big words around me. (dear lord! my sis and mom has threatened to bleach my hair blonde b/c they say I act like one.. T_T)

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (Dun tell many stories...)

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before. (does the bed count? Yes, I've rolled out of the bed one night. lol)

[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (I swear! I found a dragon in my ceiling once!)

Times your result by four.

15 times 4... 60% Awesome! I'm 60% stupid! lol XD