Folks, you're assistance is desperately needed. Having come from Jewel's (your Con Chair) house it appears we have a problem. You see, a shopping list and coupons were spotted - 10 for $10 on Fancy Feast cat food. As you all know, Fancy Feast is high in calories and it appears Jewel will be purchasing /hundreds/ of cans (we're not going to mention the catnip). Why is this you ask? Well, it's simple: Not nearly enough furs have pre-registered for Morphicon and saved $10. This has lead to an overflow of funds which are scheduled to be funneled into such flavours as Chunky Chicken and Gravy Lovers Beef Feast. An intervention is needed!

Help us, and help yourselves, by using our available funds to pre-register for Morphicon. The deadline for pre-registration (and your $10 savings) is February 29th at 11:59p! Simply go to the Morphicon website (www.Morphicon.org) and click on the 'Registration' link) and the discount will automatically be applied.

Please hurry! We don't want our Con Chair to be either chunky or covered in beefy gravy! Thank you.