I don't really know why I'm doing this, I already know that I can be awfully stupid sometimes... :P Also, I don't usually even write journals, so what is going on..!? o_O


[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (...luckily, this is rare. >_> )

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[?] I've accidently caused an explosion. (Hm, I knew it could explode, but I didn't expect it to go off so fast... Nobody was hurt ^^ )

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out. (Ehheh. ^^" )

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. (XD)

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (xP)

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk. (o_O)

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (Gahh, this happens a lot. xP)

[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Times your result by four.
...40%, yay. :B