...Supernaturally attractive women with all their clothing on. :P

Now that I have your attention,  pestilencewolf is now offering to sell you commission slots with one of the best quality-to-cost ratios on the market her on FA. Again, he draws horrible and unnatural things like...

Women who are both sober and drinking responsibly at a bar, glowering at your attempt to "woo" them!: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5661814/

Femme fatale summoners who wound up with less than they bargained for (and she even used the purple flames, THE PURPLE FLAMES!: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6335920

Female adverturers who actually are dressed for the occasion: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5335794/

And pictures that have nothing at all to do with tits, pussy, cock, ass or SEX!!!: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6787720/

EVIL!!! If you are interested in this sort of sick and twisted stuff, check him out... but not that way, 'cause he's already taken. By a woman. Seriously, don't flirt with him or pay him by shoving the money down his pants. That's just rude.